A young black kid asks his mother, "Mama, what's Socialism and what is Racism?"

"Well, son, Socialism is when white folks work every day so we can get all our benefits, you knows like free cell phones for each family member, rent subsidy, food stamps, EBC, free healthcare, utility subsidy, & on & on, you knows, that's Socialism ".

"But mama, don't the white folks get mad about that?

"Sure they do, that's called Racism!"