Just curious...how many of you take your wives out on the boat with you-hunting, fishing, whatever, and how many of you have had boat sex?
Any pointers?
(Just kidding
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| Author: | Docott [ Thu Mar 22, 2012 3:12 pm ] |
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Just curious...how many of you take your wives out on the boat with you-hunting, fishing, whatever, and how many of you have had boat sex? Any pointers? (Just kidding
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| Author: | pokey79 [ Thu Mar 22, 2012 3:17 pm ] |
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I brought mine duck hunting this pass season and the ducks wasn't flying so I bent her over and hit it doggy style and in the proses a flock of teal flew over but I was balls deep and didn't stop to shoot!!! |
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| Author: | CJB [ Thu Mar 22, 2012 3:19 pm ] |
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 Speaking of giving "pointers"
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| Author: | Josh [ Thu Mar 22, 2012 3:21 pm ] |
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Really?? 
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| Author: | Docott [ Thu Mar 22, 2012 3:33 pm ] |
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Hmmm...so you clicked on something with "SeXXX" in the topic, and it was about sex!?! Weird, huh?
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| Author: | southernfire97 [ Thu Mar 22, 2012 3:48 pm ] |
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Yea, I've taken mine fishing several times and got some. Funniest one was one night under the causeway. I was beating it up and when I got done, I see a boat fire up about 30 yards away. Guess they got a hell of a show!! |
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| Author: | Docott [ Thu Mar 22, 2012 3:52 pm ] |
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"beating it up"...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! |
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| Author: | pokin_whiskers [ Thu Mar 22, 2012 4:42 pm ] |
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Practice safe sex and wear your vest! |
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| Author: | QuackStacker5253 [ Thu Mar 22, 2012 4:52 pm ] |
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| Author: | Salad Shoota [ Thu Mar 22, 2012 5:39 pm ] |
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Hydroturf is your friend. Lmao. |
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| Author: | Docott [ Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:43 pm ] |
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Where your kill lanyard. Trim it down if you get bogged down; up for speed. And remember, this is one case where hard chines are undeniable better than soft, but I suppose tapered would do ok too 
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| Author: | SP [ Thu Mar 22, 2012 7:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Boat SeXXX |
Did get a very nice hummer in the blind! |
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| Author: | Dbishop311 [ Thu Mar 22, 2012 7:19 pm ] |
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If the Boats a Rockin Dont Come A Knockin! |
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| Author: | med [ Thu Mar 22, 2012 7:43 pm ] |
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The wife likes to ride in the boat long as it's not cold. Never scored in the boat but have had some progress in a deer stand. Got busted red handed early in the relationship by a cop once. It was when I first started going to church with her and the next time we went the cop was one of the greeters at church... That made for an awkward moment.
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| Author: | scatters boy 316 [ Thu Mar 22, 2012 7:46 pm ] |
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| Author: | autogateman [ Thu Mar 22, 2012 7:52 pm ] |
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Lol |
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| Author: | quackconsumer [ Thu Mar 22, 2012 7:55 pm ] |
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Crews knows all about this. |
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| Author: | T-Bubba [ Thu Mar 22, 2012 7:56 pm ] |
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Rod wants to see pics of cocks in boats!!!
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| Author: | quackconsumer [ Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:07 pm ] |
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| Author: | NFW [ Thu Mar 22, 2012 10:35 pm ] |
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Take the grass Matt's off lay them down then and a good blanket it the boat " always carry one never know when the missy might get chilly or in the mood" then ya good to go. If not her damn knees will give up before happy hour lol. |
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| Author: | Docott [ Thu Mar 22, 2012 10:39 pm ] |
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No wonder hydro turf is so popular
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| Author: | austinabear [ Fri Mar 23, 2012 6:56 am ] |
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| Author: | mudslut [ Fri Mar 23, 2012 7:07 am ] |
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Was stopped out on the lake one time doing the deed wit the ol lady and a guy pulled up wanting to no if we where broke down Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk |
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| Author: | WAD SHOOTER [ Fri Mar 23, 2012 8:02 am ] |
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| Author: | Docott [ Fri Mar 23, 2012 8:07 am ] |
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What kind of speeds are you guys gettin'? Solo? 2/3/4 men? Under load Flat bottom? |
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| Author: | WAD SHOOTER [ Fri Mar 23, 2012 8:11 am ] |
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| Author: | CootSlayerRMFT [ Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:08 am ] |
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Done this plenty of times on my big boat, but I haven't christened the mud boat yet. I planned to one afternoon hunt this past season, then one of my friends decided to tag along with us at the last minute. I'm not into trying a devil's threesome... |
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| Author: | white1 [ Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:22 pm ] |
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On the big boat yes, not in the mud rig....yet. Seems the only time shes with me, were on a gtg |
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| Author: | Docott [ Thu Mar 29, 2012 2:54 pm ] |
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To those who have, does she make you cuddle on the boat after?;) |
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| Author: | Salad Shoota [ Mon Apr 02, 2012 3:37 am ] |
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Just long enough for a beer and a cigarette. Lol. |
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| Author: | Gigafowl [ Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:19 am ] |
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I have 2 words.... Poling Platform - that is all ! ! !
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| Author: | Robn1020 [ Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:53 am ] |
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Our little girl was conceived at the duck camp. Lol |
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| Author: | CLICKSTER [ Mon Apr 02, 2012 8:45 am ] |
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Did on a jet ski, pulled up in a cove and pulled her bikini over she grabbed the handle bars and i went after it. I finished in the water and perch ate it!
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| Author: | white1 [ Mon Apr 02, 2012 9:17 am ] |
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| Author: | med [ Mon Apr 02, 2012 9:48 am ] |
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| Author: | Docott [ Mon Apr 02, 2012 1:04 pm ] |
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Clickster: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Author: | forever draggin [ Tue Apr 03, 2012 9:38 am ] |
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the trick is to marry a woman who actually likes sex as much as you do. |
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| Author: | CLICKSTER [ Tue Apr 03, 2012 9:48 am ] |
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Oh i found that indeed times two! |
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| Author: | white1 [ Tue Apr 03, 2012 11:03 am ] |
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| Author: | Docott [ Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:06 pm ] |
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Clickster... Sounds like you've discovered a new bait for perch!!! Hard to keep it on the hook though. |
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