2 whales a male and a female were swimming deep one day when she looked up and said"Look at that school of porpoises". The male said"Yeah thats cool,mammals just like us". She said"Look at that boat throwing a net out to catch all the porpoises,theyll be killed". The male says"Ive got an idea;Lets get on the same side of the boat and blow through our blow holes and capsize the boat,then we can swim around and eat them".She says"Thats like a guy,Ill do the blowjob but Im not gonna swallow any seamen".

good one