WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY
WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY

Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think it’s okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

I'm liking this already. I just hope the neighbor from way down the street dosen't find out about it.

I got a neighbor lady across the street from me like that. Must weigh around 300. Walked outside last Saturday bout 7:00 in the morning and she was all laid out in front of her house in a bikini!

I think I'm going to go to da LSU campus to watch, da view is better.

I hope the 2 MILFs down the street join in..

I'd rather live next to the bearded man with burned cars in his yard than watch the Wrinkle Run that would take place here, I'm gonna go sit outside a Hooter's somewhere.