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Liberal professor and the Marine
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Pintail58
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Joined: Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:17 am Posts: 578 Location: Lafayette , La on da outside
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 Liberal professor and the Marine
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed deployments in Iraq and Afghanistan ... One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, GOD if you are real then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 min.' The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.
The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, 'What in the world is the matter with you? 'Why did you do that?'
The Marine calmly replied, 'GOD was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So He sent me.'
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marsh bandit
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Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:02 pm Posts: 584 Location: Pearland, Texas
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Dats what I'm talkin bout!
_________________ Sold my boat so now im ridin in a cozy pick-up truck to the blind to shoot ducks and a 60' Hatteras to catch fish on
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| Fri Oct 23, 2009 12:05 pm |
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Gatorpoint
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Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:09 pm Posts: 1175 Location: A slough behind you, TEXAS
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Amen!
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