Randy, you know it only takes 2 or 3 crickets and a small piece of potato. That'll make a bunch of crickets lmao

Put in the local paper that they have chickens, goats and pigs for sale really cheap. Add a cell phone or house phone. It goes over so well




Sent on a small phone using fat fingers.... Forgive me!!

You know you're in trouble when the floor mats in your vehicle look like this...

A few years ago I drove past a buddys house and saw he was fishing. So I stopped in and took a picture of his empty boat shed. A few weeks later when I knew he was fishing in another friends boat I put the prank into play. (I had a guy on the inside who was in the boat with him)

Sent him a text:
Me:"Hey man you catchin some biguns today??"
Him:"Yep"
Me:"yea i came by and saw your boat was gone..figured you were on em!"
Him:"My rig should be at the house"
Him:"Im in daves boat today"
Me:"Man i didnt see it.."
Me:"you leave your gate open?"
Him:"No locked my gate"
Me:"Ill be back there in a minute ill look again"
Him:"ok"

I waited a good 45mins then i sent him the picture of his empty boat shed sayin "man it aint here". I wish i could have seen his face in the boat but i hear he slumped down in the seat then a hail of curse words followed by a phone call to me. I had him on speaker in the truck and could barely contain myself. He was ranting and askin me to check to see if they took his lawn mower saws etc. I let him dwell on it for about 30 mins or so but when he started to call the law i let him in on it.

Haha, that's a good one.