Autogateman, this has been posted a few times before but, still is funny to read.
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| Author: | autogateman [ Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:15 am ] |
| Post subject: | Us coonasses are smarter than you think!! |
Don't let anyone tell you that Cajun's aren't smart!!! Only a person in Louisiana could think of this. From the parish where drunk driving is considered a sport comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Houma , Louisiana . After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started the car, switched the wipers on and off-it was a fine summer night-, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn, and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patron's vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road. The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, pulled the man over, and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken." "I doubt it," said the truly proud Coonass. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy." |
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| Author: | mcnemar1982 [ Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:22 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Us coonasses are smarter than you think!! |
Autogateman, this has been posted a few times before but, still is funny to read.
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| Author: | HIGGS [ Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:24 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Us coonasses are smarter than you think!! |
 AWESOME!!!
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| Author: | autogateman [ Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Us coonasses are smarter than you think!! |
I figured it was old, it was forwarded to me in an email. |
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| Author: | cb5331 [ Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:53 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Us coonasses are smarter than you think!! |
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| Author: | whytry85 [ Thu Mar 24, 2011 10:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Us coonasses are smarter than you think!! |
still good stuff in my book....haha |
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| Author: | atlong [ Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Us coonasses are smarter than you think!! |
OMFG this is amazing!! hahahahaha |
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