Two old men were at the bar and decided its time for some booty. One sais to the other man, we are to old to pick up women. The other man answer yes, we are, but this money we got aint to good for a whore house! His eyes light up, and they decide to go...

Upon arival, the maddam looks at them and thinks shit, all i got to do is turn the lights down and put them in the room with blow up dolls and they will be happy as they are horny!

She readies the room and sends them off! They both return and pay her and thank her....

while walking down the street one sais to the other,,,,well??? how did it go...The first old man sais, shit i think mines was dead! She just laid there quietly and didnt move! The other old man answer shit,,,,i think mines was a WITCH!! A witch the old man sais confused???? he sais yes, hell i was kissing her on the lips, carressing her boobs and i decided to get a little kinky and bit her on the neck! Next think i know she farted and flew out the window with my teeth!!!!!!