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Author:	danimalw [ Fri Dec 07, 2012 10:21 am ]
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A man suffering from terrible headaches and blurred vision was admitted to Johns Hopkins Hospital after an emergency CT scan of his head showed that he had a malignant brain tumor. The chief of Neurosurgery came in to see the man and sat down by the bed to talk to him. "I'm sorry that we have to giveyou such terrible news," said the chiefof Neurosurgery. "But there is one ray of hope here- we are pioneering an experimental procedure that might save your life. We are working on a brain transplant program, and since you are otherwise healthy, and you match up with multiple donors, we can offer you a brain transplant. Would you consider such an operation?" "If that's my only hope," said the man, "of course I'll try it. But tell me about the multiple donors?" "Well," said the chief of Neurosurgery, "we have two donor brains available, and they both happen to be from professional donors. There is a brain from another physician, an internal medicine specialist, and then there is a brain from a lawyer. Both match your tissue type, so you could have either one." "I've never had to make a choice like this,",said theman with the brain tumor. "How do I decide which one to pick?" "Well", said the chief, " the doctor's brain is a used brain. The lawyer's brain, on the other hand, is in unused condition....."

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