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My wife just came in and said,
"I don't know if I am coming or going.
"I said to her, "Judging by the look on your face, you're
going - 'cus when you're coming, you look like a fucking Down Syndrome kid trying to whistle!" :lol: :lol:

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Got this text from my brother recently. It read. "Can I stay at your house for a while? The ol' Lady kicked me out after she caught me measuring my dick. ....
It just reaches the back of her sister's throat!" :lol: :lol:

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I was banging this nice Lady over her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. She said, "It's my husband! Quick, try the back door!" Thinking back, I really should have run - but you don't get offers like that every day. :lol: :lol:

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Good stuff hearse. :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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I banged a fat girl one time in college.

Experimentation... ;)


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A guy gets a call from the police telling him that his house was robbed. The offenders had also consumed all of his beer and had raped his wife. A moment of silence passes and the guy says, "I can't believe they fucked my wife after only five beers!"

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The missus asked me, "When you're on a boys only trip away, do you think about me?" .... Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

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Some guy just knocked on my door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said, "Fuck that. Knowing my luck, I'd win one!"

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I saw a fortune teller the other day.
She told me I would come into some money.
Last night I fucked a girl called Penny - is that spooky or what?

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A guy gets a call from the police telling him that his house was robbed. The offenders had also consumed all of his beer and had raped his wife. A moment of silence passes and the guy says, "I can't believe they fucked my wife after only five beers!"

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An old biker told me once that there is no such thing as an ugly chick if she's got your dick in her mouth.


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Will this fit?


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Are those handcuffs?


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And ball gag!

But don't worry... It's a candy ball.

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That fart stunk


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DIP runs another One off :lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_VwvysE ... detailpage

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[quote="gator22"][quote="CootSlayerRMFT"][quote="DUCK HEARSE"]My wife just came in and said,
"I don't know if I am coming or going.
"I said to her, "Judging by the look on your face, you're
going - 'cus when you're coming, you look like a fucking Down Syndrome kid trying to whistle!"


Yeah just tried that on my wife and got slapped.... I thought it was funny but she didnt.. :shock:

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Team shocker/spocker

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Bump, for remembering when this site wasn't so gay and 100% all hard legs....

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DIP,
We need an update.

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I’m here!! Still crazy as ever!


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Proper update: my dad died and I took over the company. I’m a real estate broker. Still live on Dauphin Island. On the board of the chamber of commerce and very active and respected in my community. Out of a 5 year relationship with someone I grew up with and he owes me a lot of money that I will never see again, but bless his heart. Dated a guy for a hot minute until I found out he’s a convicted felon and the feds raided his house because he had guns and suppressors he wasn’t supposed to have. I HAD NO IDEA!! So, I’m single and will remain that way for a good long while! I have good batteries!! Lol Will take a miracle for me to meet a great guy, but until then, I’ll be working my ass off and drinking my Miller Lite and turning heads when I drive my Triumph TR6!


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Oh! And I have a newer Escalade and she has my name on the tag and stickers on the back window, just not as many! Lol


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Stoked to see you back on here

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Me too actually! Now let’s get all the other phuckers to get back to it!


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What's up MMT?

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MMT is a better place with DIP

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