Awesome
Jesse
27 PD FPR 16x36 skiff - aka - DITCH WITCH
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| Author: | DUCK HEARSE [ Sat Jun 08, 2013 7:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Who gives a crap.. |
This asshole looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, "Is that Corona or Bud?" I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out." *********** I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right. I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you. ********** I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs. "Really" she said, "Go on then...try." After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said "Come on, what day was I born"? I said, “Yesterday." *********** I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in. *********** I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, "Nice legs." The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so." I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now. " |
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| Author: | fowllife08 [ Sat Jun 08, 2013 7:22 pm ] |
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Lmfao good stuff right there on a boring Saturday night. |
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| Author: | calphil [ Sat Jun 08, 2013 7:25 pm ] |
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Yup ... That's some good ones Sent from... who cares.. |
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| Author: | DUCK HEARSE [ Sat Jun 08, 2013 7:45 pm ] |
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| Author: | lazarus [ Sat Jun 08, 2013 8:14 pm ] |
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Trying to watch UFC with tears in my eyes laughing so hard! |
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| Author: | JLACOUR [ Sat Jun 08, 2013 8:17 pm ] |
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Awesome Jesse 27 PD FPR 16x36 skiff - aka - DITCH WITCH |
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| Author: | cr244 [ Sat Jun 08, 2013 10:53 pm ] |
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crazy azz funny!!!! |
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