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Post Gotta Love Texas!
Burglar's relative says: "He could have used a warning first………...."

From WTTC News in Dallas , we get this heartwarming tale of a long-time
criminal, 33 year old Deyfon, who tried to climb in a window of a Texas

Dead burglar,

The elderly owner occupant saw him and fired one shot, ending Deyfon's
criminal career. As the police do, they came by to investigate, gathered the
corpse, then went to notify Deyfon's family of his unfortunate demise. It
seems that the family was very upset, because they showed up at the scene.

"He could have used a warning," Lakesha Thompson, Pipkins' sister-in-law,
complained. "He could have let him know that he did have a gun on his
property and he would use it in self-defense."


"That's certainly true, Lakesha. He could also have invited him in and given
him a beer, then helped him cart the TV out to the curb.

"Unfortunately for Deyfon , Texas is a Castle Doctrine State, and the homeowner chose to shoot
Deyfon, as is right and proper to do in Texas .

"For that matter, Lakesha, you could have warned Deyfon.

Why didn't “YOU” warn him in yo’ own language, like:

'Deyfon, yo' needs to quit breakin' into dem peoples' houses and
stealin' dey shit. Else somebody gonna to pop a cap in yo' ass.'”

Deyfon would’a understood that warning.

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Post Re: Gotta Love Texas!
Loooooooooooooooooove it.

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Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:35 pm
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Post Re: Gotta Love Texas!
Hell yeah

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Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:56 pm
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Loooooooolllll. Dumb niqqer. One less we got to deal with

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Post Re: Gotta Love Texas!
i agree with the family. he should have got a warning. i would have shot him in the nuts 1st and said niqqer thats your warning then killed his sorry no good ass..

Mon Dec 16, 2013 10:44 pm
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Post Re: Gotta Love Texas!
Warning shots are a waste of bullets ... Props to the elder man

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Post Re: Gotta Love Texas!
Shoot them in the stomach

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Tue Dec 24, 2013 7:00 pm
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Post Re: Gotta Love Texas!
Hell ya shoot to kill not scare.

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