A black man is reading in a magazine about this lake in china that will tell you your heritage. He says to himself "man I gotsta go to this be lake and find me out." Sure enough the black man saves up enough money to go the lake of heritage. He is walking in a thick forest and comes upon a huge valley with a lake down below. He sees a bunch of Chinese men skipping stones across it. He screams with excitement "god damn I founce me da lake". The black guy starts running down the steep embankment and he crosses paths with a Chinese man. The black guy asks "hey man dis be dat lake dat will tell me my hairtige?". The Chinese man replies "yes Blackman. This is the lake of heritage it will tell you your heritage. Come, I will show you". They walk down to the lake and sure as shit there are Chinese guys skipping stones across the lake. The Chinese man says " Blackman watch that guy over there". A Chinese guy picks up a stones and skips it across the lake. As the stone skipped the lake said "ling" on the first skip, "Wong" on the second skip and "ying" on the final skip. The Chinese man told the Blackman that is the lingwongying dynasty and that the Chinese man that skipped the stone should be very proud. He told the Blackman to watch another Chinese man. This Chinese man picks up a stone and skips it. The lake says "fing...................Chung....................ping. The Chinese man exclaims to the Blackman of how lucky this man is because the fingchungping dynasty is thousands of years old and a very proud heritage. The Chinese man says "now you try Blackman". The black guy picks up a stone and says" that be the one" and throws it as hard as he can. The lake says "chim.................pan...................zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Knock Knock. Whose there? Smell mop.

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