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| Author: | WestEndAngler [ Tue Feb 18, 2014 10:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | IRS |
The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate. IRS Agent: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them. Boat Owner: Well, there's Clarence, my deck hand. He's been with me for 5 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then, there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 a week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a 5th of Jack Daniels and a dozen Bud Lights every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife on occasion. IRS Agent: That's the guy I want to talk to...the mentally challenged guy. Boat Owner: That would be me. What'd you want to know? |
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| Author: | North LA Hunter [ Tue Feb 18, 2014 10:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: IRS |
Haha!!! Good one! Sent from my beeper |
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| Author: | da go get'er [ Wed Feb 19, 2014 5:18 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: IRS |
Damn ain't that the truth! Sad but true |
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| Author: | Full Throttle [ Wed Feb 19, 2014 6:06 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: IRS |
Haha. Sounds about right. |
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| Author: | Team Schmo [ Wed Feb 19, 2014 6:52 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: IRS |
Funny shit!! |
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| Author: | cr244 [ Wed Feb 19, 2014 8:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: IRS |
mighty good stuff. thanks for posting |
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