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NORTHFLORIDAFOWLER
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Post The Five Answers we've all been waiting for!!!!!!!!
1. What is an Austrailian Kiss? Its the same as a french kiss but down under!

2. What do you do with 365 used condoms? melt them down, make a tire, and call it a goodyear! :lol:

3. Why were hurricanes normally named after women? because when they arrive they're wild and wet, and when they go they take your house and car with them!

4. Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning? because they dont have balls to scratch

5. What is a mans ultimate embarassment? running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose!

Bonus. A 3 year old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath, mom he asked, are these my brains? not yet she replied!

Funny email my old man sent me earlier
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Post Re: The Five Answers we've all been waiting for!!!!!!!!
:lol: good stuff!
Sun Apr 20, 2014 1:25 pm
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DUCK HEARSE
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Post Re: The Five Answers we've all been waiting for!!!!!!!!
Good one

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Post Re: The Five Answers we've all been waiting for!!!!!!!!
Lol

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Post Re: The Five Answers we've all been waiting for!!!!!!!!
Funny chit there
Tue Apr 22, 2014 6:01 pm
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