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Author:  Buzz Killington [ Tue Jul 29, 2014 5:03 pm ]
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Knocked your wife out of the boat =)

As of today..... I did lol

She freaked, lost her $300 sunglasses, but I found her $8 hat.

I think flowers may be in her future.
Author:  mizzippi jb [ Tue Jul 29, 2014 5:19 pm ]
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Uhhh..my buddy, yes. My wife....Hell naw! Prayers sent bud lol!
Author:  mudslut [ Tue Jul 29, 2014 5:20 pm ]
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Flowers and some new sunglasses.
Author:  Buzz Killington [ Tue Jul 29, 2014 5:27 pm ]
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Lol

Shes fine, bit of a bruise on her perfectly formed ass =)

She handled it like a champ.

I'll pay for it I'm sure, but shes in good spirits =)
Author:  mizzippi jb [ Tue Jul 29, 2014 5:29 pm ]
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Bum?? Are you British lol? Her ass, man! Anyhow, glad all is well.
Author:  Buzz Killington [ Tue Jul 29, 2014 5:32 pm ]
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Better ^?? =)
Author:  mizzippi jb [ Tue Jul 29, 2014 6:15 pm ]
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There ya go!
Author:  Frog [ Tue Jul 29, 2014 6:47 pm ]
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Author:  Buzz Killington [ Tue Jul 29, 2014 6:50 pm ]
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Lol
Author:  Swamper01 [ Tue Jul 29, 2014 6:51 pm ]
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I flew out of a skiff yesterday if that makes your wife feel any better
Author:  Frog [ Tue Jul 29, 2014 7:22 pm ]
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Author:  Buzz Killington [ Tue Jul 29, 2014 7:25 pm ]
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Forgot to mention

viewtopic.php?t=55223
Author:  ajverret [ Tue Jul 29, 2014 7:35 pm ]
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My wife almost went over one night froggin she got hung on a big limb and I couldn't stop fast enough. Luckily she ended up on the floor instead of over the side. I still hear about that shit tho


Sent from da mud hole
Author:  ajverret [ Tue Jul 29, 2014 7:40 pm ]
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My wife almost went over one night froggin she got hung on a big limb and I couldn't stop fast enough. Luckily she ended up on the floor instead of over the side. I still hear about that shit tho


Sent from da mud hole
Author:  North LA Hunter [ Tue Jul 29, 2014 7:40 pm ]
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I've thrown 2 people out of my boats.

Jumped a levee Sunday and the ice chest came down on the ole lady's toes though.
Author:  Ben_ huntin [ Tue Jul 29, 2014 7:58 pm ]
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Took a shap turn really hard one time and the prop blew out. I just stayed in the gas bounced it off the coils and when it caught the chair my ole lady was in flipped backwards. All we could do was laugh .
Author:  Buzz Killington [ Tue Jul 29, 2014 8:41 pm ]
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I cant be the only guy to do this... lol
Author:  Woodiebuster [ Tue Jul 29, 2014 9:04 pm ]
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Author:  North LA Hunter [ Tue Jul 29, 2014 9:12 pm ]
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Author:  bayouboy [ Tue Jul 29, 2014 9:19 pm ]
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:lol:

Been there my boy!

It happened to me a few years back. Racing the pac back to the landing the wife was sitting in a fold out chair. Took a hard left and slid into the wake of the boat on side me. First wake slid the chair all the way to the starboard side, second wake tilted the chair, 3 wake tossed her ass! :lol:


I reached for her and grabbed her leg. but she was to for gone. No choice but to just let her go lol, I disengage the clutch and pull the motor up. I'm just glad it was deep. because I actually slide right over her. I've learned from that and only get crazy with my self not with the family.

Believe it or not she came up laughing! She's A keeper for sure! I did lose my phone that she had in the chairs cup holder. We went back and fished for the phone and chair the next day with fishing poles and tremble hooks. We did get the chair back. lol
Author:  netman [ Tue Jul 29, 2014 9:20 pm ]
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Pssssssh...ain't nothing. I once picked up a cattle prod at the local farm supply and pushed the business end up to my wife's butt and pulled the trigger. WTF....who would have thought they had batteries already in them. Good golly she jumped a mile high and came down so mad she could not see straight. She later laughed and said she knew I did that by mistake because while she was getting electrocuted I was making a buzzing sound with my mouth.
Author:  bayouboy [ Tue Jul 29, 2014 9:27 pm ]
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Author:  DIPstalker [ Tue Jul 29, 2014 9:30 pm ]
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Author:  CootSlayerRMFT [ Tue Jul 29, 2014 10:29 pm ]
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If she didn't deserve it before, I'm sure she earned it after... :lol:
Author:  Migrator [ Tue Jul 29, 2014 10:53 pm ]
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Randy, that is great! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Creek wader pitched his wife at Caddo last year. A lot like Bayou Boy with the wakes and folding chair. He was back this year but his wife's chair was strapped to the runners of the boat. :lol:

Swampnuts threw his wife out the weekend before Bayou Black. She was sitting in the bottom of the boat the next weekend. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  Buzz Killington [ Wed Jul 30, 2014 5:46 am ]
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Lol

You guys are hilarious
Author:  BDUBYA [ Wed Jul 30, 2014 5:47 am ]
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That's some funny shit. That would prolly cause me to get the big D.
Author:  CootSlayerRMFT [ Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:58 pm ]
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I got to witness swampnuts' little miscalculation. I wanted so bad to take a picture, but he was giving me that look like, "Dude if you don't wipe that shit eating grin off your face before she gets the mud out of her eyes, I'll kill your whole family!" :lol:
Author:  btmannin [ Wed Jul 30, 2014 9:13 pm ]
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:lol: good shit
Author:  netman [ Thu Jul 31, 2014 9:32 am ]
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I will straight up tell you this. When we go to the local farms stores we go our separate ways. I head towards the tools and welding supplies. She goes to the deco, plant and whatnot section. I have in the past faked my route and double backed to see if she is up to no good. I have seen her with my own eyes trying out the cattle prods to see if they work. Now I'm not sure if she is checking to see if they have batteries in them or if she is plotting a revenge.
I know to the store employees I resemble a shoplifter or crack head when we are in the farm store but Its for my own good.
Author:  WhoDat88 [ Sat May 09, 2020 10:01 pm ]
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Author:  Buzz Killington [ Fri May 15, 2020 1:16 pm ]
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Lol wow havent seen this thread in a while lol

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