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| Author: | Frog [ Wed Feb 25, 2015 11:19 am ] |
| Post subject: | cool story |
None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, "You’re driving me mad, Tyrone". One day Tyrone's mom came to school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mom that honestly, her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and she had never seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career. The mom was shocked at the report, withdrew her son from school and moved from Detroit, relocating to Cleveland. 25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an incurable heart disease. All the doctors strongly advised her to have heart surgery, which only one surgeon who operated at the Cleveland Clinic could perform. Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful. When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face turned blue and she raised her hand and tried to tell him something, but a few minutes later she died. The doctor was shocked and was trying to determine what went wrong, when he turned around he saw our friend Tyrone, working as a cleaner in the clinic. Tyrone had unplugged the oxygen equipment in order to connect his vacuum cleaner! Don't tell me you thought Tyrone became a heart-surgeon. |
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| Author: | dguidry [ Wed Feb 25, 2015 11:25 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: cool story |
You misspelled his first name: http://thepicardgroup.com/our-team-members/tyron_picard |
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| Author: | mudxxed [ Wed Feb 25, 2015 12:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: cool story |
Hahahaha |
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| Author: | cb5331 [ Wed Feb 25, 2015 2:47 pm ] |
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I'll give Tyrone some credit. He has a job, or at least he had one...meh, they probably won't fire the janitor for one simple mistake. |
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| Author: | dguidry [ Wed Feb 25, 2015 9:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: cool story |
Coincidentally, I actually talked to "Tyron" two days ago. I just called him again to verify this story and he said you got it wrong. It was actually forever drag-queen who unplugged the oxygen. He was in the same room cleaning bed pans. Tyron was there consulting with doctors on their lobbying objectives for the upcoming congressional session. He remembers the incident well. They tried to resuscitate the lady but Forever Drag-queen confused her death gasps for involuntary orgasmic sounds and ejaculated on everyone. It was a mess he said. They had to call hazmat. |
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| Author: | Walkers Bay Synd [ Wed Feb 25, 2015 9:35 pm ] |
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| Author: | dguidry [ Wed Feb 25, 2015 9:41 pm ] |
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| Author: | Walkers Bay Synd [ Thu Feb 26, 2015 12:19 am ] |
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| Author: | mizzippi jb [ Thu Feb 26, 2015 4:46 am ] |
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| Author: | dguidry [ Thu Feb 26, 2015 7:33 am ] |
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Some people use folic acid to prevent colon cancer or cervical cancer. It is also used to prevent heart disease and stroke, as well as to reduce blood levels of a chemical called homocysteine. High homocysteine levels might be a risk for heart disease. Folic acid is used for memory loss, Alzheimer’s disease, age-related hearing loss, preventing the eye disease age-related macular degeneration (AMD), reducing signs of aging, weak bones (osteoporosis), jumpy legs (restless leg syndrome), sleep problems, depression, nerve pain, muscle pain, AIDS, a skin disease called vitiligo, and an inherited disease called Fragile-X syndrome. It is also used for reducing harmful side effects of treatment with the medications lometrexol and methotrexate. |
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| Author: | Kcpanages [ Thu Feb 26, 2015 9:28 am ] |
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| Author: | Frog [ Thu Feb 26, 2015 10:31 am ] |
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| Author: | Frog [ Thu Feb 26, 2015 10:33 am ] |
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| Author: | forever draggin [ Thu Feb 26, 2015 10:54 am ] |
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