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A man went to the doctor 's office to ask for a triple dosage of Viagra.

Doctor: I can’t give you a triple dose.
Man: Why not?

Doctor: Because it's not safe.
Man: But I need it really bad.

Doctor: Well, why do you need it so badly?
Man: My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday, my ex-wife will be here on Saturday and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I've got to have a triple dose. The doctor finally relented.

Doctor: All right, I'll give it to you, but you have to come in Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects.

On Monday afternoon the man dragged himself into the doctor’s office...his right arm in a sling.

Doctor: Good God! What happened to you?
Man: No one showed up

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:lol:

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I spit!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Lmao


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Bahahah! Good one


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Haha!!


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Lmao... funny

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Hahaha, and I'm not laughing at the OP

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