4:00 am in the morning there is not anything a stir
time to go to work just like every morning before
throw on the clothes that my wife layed out last night
so f***ing tired, "Go to Hell you f***ing light"
I jump in the truck cursing the world
i feel like someone hit me with a 2X4 board
Idle through the hood cause my truck is too loud
Trying to respect the old folks that live in this town
Pull up to texico, my eyes are blood shot red
Looks like I smoked bowl as soon as I got out of bed
walk to the cooler for my red bull
like a zombie from hell
someone else walks in and I hear that f***ing bell
Go to the counter and get a fresh can of cope
ready for my red bull, straight liquid blow
climb in the truck to houston I go,
its 4:30 in da morning why is this guy driving so slow
I open the can and take a sip
then i grab a pinch and put in my dip
to the chemical plant i drive
i am starting to feel alive
Feeling kind fo Jive
Oh no,
what is this
a state tooper ahead
tap on the brakes,
God i wish i were in bed
I grip the silver and blue can
and take a big swig,
I feel ,my heart rate increase
as i pass up the pig.
my lip starts to tingle
my hands start to shake
now I am in Manvel,
and i'm not gonna be late
Whats this I see?
How can it be?
an f***ing trafic jam in Pearland at 5:00 am
I honk on the horn and flash my lights bright
This does me no good
So i think about flying a kite
i crank up the tunes,
F**K yeah, montle crue
Why cant i be home drinking a brew?
On the beltway now, not mad anymore
The B12 and taurine has started a war
Fighting my sleepyness and makeing me happy
as the war rages on, i no longer need a nappy
i feel even better
in the car to my left
and there is a chick in a sweater
WTF, I say to my self, it is April now Bitch,
Why are you dressed like an snowbound witch?
My cursing continues, and I am having lots of fun
Only 15 more miles till my journey is done
Now the red bull is gone
but the cope is still going strong
I see up ahead, my beckon
A giant flame 50ft tall
THe Shell Flare is spewing
like a volcanic fire ball
My phone rings, i ignore the call
I get to the plant, and sit at my desk
pissed off again, cause now i have to work.
The end
I wanted to share my morning with yall. Have a greatday everyone.
