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Docott
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 Boat SeXXX Just curious...how many of you take your wives out on the boat with you-hunting, fishing, whatever, and how many of you have had boat sex?  Any pointers? (Just kidding  
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pokey79
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Re: Boat SeXXX I brought mine duck hunting this pass season and the ducks wasn't flying so I bent her over and hit it doggy style and in the proses a flock of teal flew over but I was balls deep and didn't stop to shoot!!!
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CJB
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Re: Boat SeXXX
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Josh
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Re: Boat SeXXX Really?? 
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Sometimes it's best to just keep your fingers quiet...
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Docott
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Re: Boat SeXXX Hmmm...so you clicked on something with "SeXXX" in the topic, and it was about sex!?! Weird, huh?
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Phil Robertson said,"It seems like, to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus,"
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southernfire97
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Re: Boat SeXXX Yea, I've taken mine fishing several times and got some. Funniest one was one night under the causeway. I was beating it up and when I got done, I see a boat fire up about 30 yards away. Guess they got a hell of a show!!
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Docott
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Re: Boat SeXXX "beating it up"...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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Phil Robertson said,"It seems like, to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus,"
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pokin_whiskers
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Re: Boat SeXXX Practice safe sex and wear your vest!
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QuackStacker5253
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Re: Boat SeXXX
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Salad Shoota
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Boat SeXXX Hydroturf is your friend. Lmao.
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Docott
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Re: Boat SeXXX Where your kill lanyard. Trim it down if you get bogged down; up for speed. And remember, this is one case where hard chines are undeniable better than soft, but I suppose tapered would do ok too 
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Phil Robertson said,"It seems like, to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus,"
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SP
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Re: Boat SeXXX Did get a very nice hummer in the blind!
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Dbishop311
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Re: Boat SeXXX If the Boats a Rockin Dont Come A Knockin!
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med
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Re: Boat SeXXX The wife likes to ride in the boat long as it's not cold. Never scored in the boat but have had some progress in a deer stand. Got busted red handed early in the relationship by a cop once. It was when I first started going to church with her and the next time we went the cop was one of the greeters at church...  That made for an awkward moment.
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scatters boy 316
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Re: Boat SeXXX
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8 foot sneak boat with 8hp go devil going Mach 1
Layout blinds and a whole bunch of decoys
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autogateman
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Boat SeXXX
Lol
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quackconsumer
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Re: Boat SeXXX Crews knows all about this.
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T-Bubba
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Re: Boat SeXXX Rod wants to see pics of cocks in boats!!!
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quackconsumer
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Re: Boat SeXXX Take the grass Matt's off lay them down then and a good blanket it the boat " always carry one never know when the missy might get chilly or in the mood" then ya good to go. If not her damn knees will give up before happy hour lol.
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Docott
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Re: Boat SeXXX No wonder hydro turf is so popular
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Phil Robertson said,"It seems like, to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus,"
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mudslut
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Boat SeXXX Was stopped out on the lake one time doing the deed wit the ol lady and a guy pulled up wanting to no if we where broke down
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WAD SHOOTER
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Re: Boat SeXXX
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Docott
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Re: Boat SeXXX What kind of speeds are you guys gettin'?
Solo? 2/3/4 men? Under load
Flat bottom?
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WAD SHOOTER
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Re: Boat SeXXX
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Re: Boat SeXXX Done this plenty of times on my big boat, but I haven't christened the mud boat yet. I planned to one afternoon hunt this past season, then one of my friends decided to tag along with us at the last minute. I'm not into trying a devil's threesome...
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white1
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Re: Boat SeXXX On the big boat yes, not in the mud rig....yet. Seems the only time shes with me, were on a gtg
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Just your basic cracka ass cracka
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Docott
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Re: Boat SeXXX To those who have, does she make you cuddle on the boat after?;)
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Phil Robertson said,"It seems like, to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus,"
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Boat SeXXX Just long enough for a beer and a cigarette. Lol.
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Gigafowl
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Re: Boat SeXXX I have 2 words.... Poling Platform - that is all ! ! !
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Robn1020
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Re: Boat SeXXX Our little girl was conceived at the duck camp. Lol
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CLICKSTER
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Re: Boat SeXXX Did on a jet ski, pulled up in a cove and pulled her bikini over she grabbed the handle bars and i went after it. I finished in the water and perch ate it!
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Re: Boat SeXXX
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Just your basic cracka ass cracka
1840 gator tail with 35GTR
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Re: Re: Boat SeXXX
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1850 & 36pd
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Docott
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Re: Boat SeXXX Clickster:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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forever draggin
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Re: Boat SeXXX the trick is to marry a woman who actually likes sex as much as you do.
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CLICKSTER
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Re: Boat SeXXX Oh i found that indeed times two!
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white1
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Re: Boat SeXXX
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Just your basic cracka ass cracka
1840 gator tail with 35GTR
15xx Bateau with 15 honda
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Docott
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Re: Boat SeXXX Clickster...
Sounds like you've discovered a new bait for perch!!!
Hard to keep it on the hook though.
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