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DUCK HEARSE
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:48 am Posts: 3161 Location: Alabama
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Re: Where's Dip???
My wife just came in and said, "I don't know if I am coming or going. "I said to her, "Judging by the look on your face, you're going - 'cus when you're coming, you look like a fucking Down Syndrome kid trying to whistle!"
_________________ Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. - Mark Twain
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CootSlayerRMFT
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:53 am Posts: 7565 Location: Prairieville, LA
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Re: Where's Dip???
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DUCK HEARSE
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:48 am Posts: 3161 Location: Alabama
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Re: Where's Dip???
Got this text from my brother recently. It read. "Can I stay at your house for a while? The ol' Lady kicked me out after she caught me measuring my dick. .... It just reaches the back of her sister's throat!"
_________________ Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. - Mark Twain
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Sat Feb 02, 2013 8:33 am |
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DUCK HEARSE
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:48 am Posts: 3161 Location: Alabama
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Re: Where's Dip???
I was banging this nice Lady over her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. She said, "It's my husband! Quick, try the back door!" Thinking back, I really should have run - but you don't get offers like that every day.
_________________ Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. - Mark Twain
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Migrator
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Sun Apr 17, 2011 2:29 pm Posts: 3227 Location: Black River, MS
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Re: Where's Dip???
Good stuff hearse.
_________________ WC CUSTOM 20X54 Battleship w/ Gator Glide Pushed & Pulled hard by an HDR!
Don't be scared...Hit It and Hold It!!!
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Sat Feb 02, 2013 11:49 am |
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take'emgator
MMT Super Elite Member
Joined: Mon Oct 19, 2009 6:38 pm Posts: 10201 Location: SETX
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Re: Where's Dip???
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Sat Feb 02, 2013 1:36 pm |
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CootSlayerRMFT
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:53 am Posts: 7565 Location: Prairieville, LA
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Re: Where's Dip???
I banged a fat girl one time in college. Experimentation...
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Sat Feb 02, 2013 3:15 pm |
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DUCK HEARSE
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:48 am Posts: 3161 Location: Alabama
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Re: Where's Dip???
A guy gets a call from the police telling him that his house was robbed. The offenders had also consumed all of his beer and had raped his wife. A moment of silence passes and the guy says, "I can't believe they fucked my wife after only five beers!"
_________________ Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. - Mark Twain
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Sat Feb 02, 2013 8:28 pm |
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DUCK HEARSE
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:48 am Posts: 3161 Location: Alabama
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Re: Where's Dip???
The missus asked me, "When you're on a boys only trip away, do you think about me?" .... Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.
_________________ Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. - Mark Twain
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Sat Feb 02, 2013 8:29 pm |
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DUCK HEARSE
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:48 am Posts: 3161 Location: Alabama
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Re: Where's Dip???
Some guy just knocked on my door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said, "Fuck that. Knowing my luck, I'd win one!"
_________________ Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. - Mark Twain
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Sat Feb 02, 2013 8:30 pm |
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DUCK HEARSE
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:48 am Posts: 3161 Location: Alabama
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Re: Where's Dip???
I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money. Last night I fucked a girl called Penny - is that spooky or what?
_________________ Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. - Mark Twain
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Sat Feb 02, 2013 8:31 pm |
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DUCK HEARSE
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:48 am Posts: 3161 Location: Alabama
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Re: Where's Dip???
A guy gets a call from the police telling him that his house was robbed. The offenders had also consumed all of his beer and had raped his wife. A moment of silence passes and the guy says, "I can't believe they fucked my wife after only five beers!"
_________________ Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. - Mark Twain
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Sat Feb 02, 2013 8:32 pm |
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gator22
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Tue Nov 27, 2012 6:06 am Posts: 3469 Location: bridge city tx
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Re: Where's Dip???
_________________ 18x46 40.
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Sat Feb 02, 2013 11:37 pm |
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50fps
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:42 pm Posts: 2377 Location: West Coast Wisconsin
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Re: Where's Dip???
An old biker told me once that there is no such thing as an ugly chick if she's got your dick in her mouth.
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Sun Feb 03, 2013 1:01 pm |
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Swampnuts
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Wed Dec 12, 2012 3:12 pm Posts: 1504 Location: St.Amant,LA
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Re: Where's Dip???
_________________ 16X48 WELDBILT -25GTR EFI-sold 18x48 GTB - 35 GTR
Crown royal pro-staff
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Mon Feb 04, 2013 9:01 am |
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UNCLE-J
MMT Sponsor
Joined: Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:26 am Posts: 10388 Location: S-Ville, LA
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Re: Where's Dip???
Will this fit?
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danimalw
MMT F.E.
Joined: Thu Sep 10, 2009 11:33 am Posts: 933 Location: Hell...
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Re: Where's Dip???
_________________ How can liberals function with their heads shoved so far up their fucking asses???
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Mon Feb 04, 2013 11:42 am |
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CootSlayerRMFT
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:53 am Posts: 7565 Location: Prairieville, LA
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Re: Where's Dip???
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DIPstalker
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:18 pm Posts: 1552 Location: Dauphin Island, AL
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Re: Where's Dip???
Are those handcuffs?
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danimalw
MMT F.E.
Joined: Thu Sep 10, 2009 11:33 am Posts: 933 Location: Hell...
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Re: Where's Dip???
And ball gag!
But don't worry... It's a candy ball.
_________________ How can liberals function with their heads shoved so far up their fucking asses???
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Mon Feb 04, 2013 7:07 pm |
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UNCLE-J
MMT Sponsor
Joined: Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:26 am Posts: 10388 Location: S-Ville, LA
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Re: Where's Dip???
That fart stunk
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Tue Feb 05, 2013 7:14 am |
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DUCK HEARSE
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:48 am Posts: 3161 Location: Alabama
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Re: Where's Dip???
_________________ Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. - Mark Twain
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Tue Feb 05, 2013 7:33 am |
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DIPstalker
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:18 pm Posts: 1552 Location: Dauphin Island, AL
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Re: Where's Dip???
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Tue Feb 05, 2013 8:40 am |
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gator22
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Tue Nov 27, 2012 6:06 am Posts: 3469 Location: bridge city tx
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Re: Where's Dip???
[quote="gator22"][quote="CootSlayerRMFT"][quote="DUCK HEARSE"]My wife just came in and said, "I don't know if I am coming or going. "I said to her, "Judging by the look on your face, you're going - 'cus when you're coming, you look like a fucking Down Syndrome kid trying to whistle!" Yeah just tried that on my wife and got slapped.... I thought it was funny but she didnt..
_________________ 18x46 40.
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Thu Feb 07, 2013 5:47 am |
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danimalw
MMT F.E.
Joined: Thu Sep 10, 2009 11:33 am Posts: 933 Location: Hell...
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Re: Where's Dip???
Team shocker/spocker
_________________ How can liberals function with their heads shoved so far up their fucking asses???
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Fri Feb 08, 2013 6:22 pm |
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da go get'er
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Wed Oct 27, 2010 8:30 am Posts: 3406 Location: Prairieville
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Re: Where's Dip???
Bump, for remembering when this site wasn't so gay and 100% all hard legs....
_________________ 17*38 Klibert 23GDLT I toast to staying positive and testing negative!
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dguidry
MMT Super Elite Member
Joined: Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:20 pm Posts: 11166 Location: Cecilia, LA
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Re: Where's Dip???
_________________ Formerly:1648 Homemade Cypress Crawfish Skiff GTR23 Performance Cam and Heads; 17x46 Gator Tail with 35GTR and Hoyt's cam;s Currently: 17x48 Gator Tail with XD40 EFI. “Wisdom is not just expertise. It is knowing how much of various areas of expertise you need to know in order to make the decisions that the world needs and that you want to do,” Columbia University President Lee Bollinger.
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Fri Oct 09, 2015 8:10 am |
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da go get'er
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Wed Oct 27, 2010 8:30 am Posts: 3406 Location: Prairieville
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Re: Where's Dip???
_________________ 17*38 Klibert 23GDLT I toast to staying positive and testing negative!
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Fri Oct 09, 2015 9:27 am |
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North LA Hunter
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Mon Aug 02, 2010 8:39 pm Posts: 6976 Location: West Monroe, LA
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Re: Where's Dip???
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Fri Oct 09, 2015 9:33 am |
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kibb
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:58 pm Posts: 2731 Location: Lafayette, LA
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Re: Where's Dip???
_________________ 1644 WeldCraft / 27 GDLT Ranger R71 / 125 Merc
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Fri Oct 09, 2015 12:58 pm |
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WhoDat88
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Thu May 23, 2013 4:24 pm Posts: 2912 Location: Thibodaux, La
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Re: Where's Dip???
DIP, We need an update.
_________________ 1850 Predator Series Stick Steer Option 40HP Gatortail
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Sat May 09, 2020 9:37 pm |
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DIPstalker
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:18 pm Posts: 1552 Location: Dauphin Island, AL
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Re: Where's Dip???
I’m here!! Still crazy as ever!
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Sun May 10, 2020 6:31 pm |
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DIPstalker
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:18 pm Posts: 1552 Location: Dauphin Island, AL
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Re: Where's Dip???
Proper update: my dad died and I took over the company. I’m a real estate broker. Still live on Dauphin Island. On the board of the chamber of commerce and very active and respected in my community. Out of a 5 year relationship with someone I grew up with and he owes me a lot of money that I will never see again, but bless his heart. Dated a guy for a hot minute until I found out he’s a convicted felon and the feds raided his house because he had guns and suppressors he wasn’t supposed to have. I HAD NO IDEA!! So, I’m single and will remain that way for a good long while! I have good batteries!! Lol Will take a miracle for me to meet a great guy, but until then, I’ll be working my ass off and drinking my Miller Lite and turning heads when I drive my Triumph TR6!
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DIPstalker
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:18 pm Posts: 1552 Location: Dauphin Island, AL
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Re: Where's Dip???
Oh! And I have a newer Escalade and she has my name on the tag and stickers on the back window, just not as many! Lol
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Sun May 10, 2020 8:39 pm |
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WhoDat88
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Thu May 23, 2013 4:24 pm Posts: 2912 Location: Thibodaux, La
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Re: Where's Dip???
Stoked to see you back on here
_________________ 1850 Predator Series Stick Steer Option 40HP Gatortail
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Sun May 10, 2020 9:06 pm |
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DIPstalker
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:18 pm Posts: 1552 Location: Dauphin Island, AL
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Re: Where's Dip???
Me too actually! Now let’s get all the other phuckers to get back to it!
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Sun May 10, 2020 9:23 pm |
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dguidry
MMT Super Elite Member
Joined: Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:20 pm Posts: 11166 Location: Cecilia, LA
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Re: Where's Dip???
What's up MMT?
_________________ Formerly:1648 Homemade Cypress Crawfish Skiff GTR23 Performance Cam and Heads; 17x46 Gator Tail with 35GTR and Hoyt's cam;s Currently: 17x48 Gator Tail with XD40 EFI. “Wisdom is not just expertise. It is knowing how much of various areas of expertise you need to know in order to make the decisions that the world needs and that you want to do,” Columbia University President Lee Bollinger.
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Mon May 11, 2020 6:41 pm |
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WhoDat88
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Thu May 23, 2013 4:24 pm Posts: 2912 Location: Thibodaux, La
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Re: Where's Dip???
_________________ 1850 Predator Series Stick Steer Option 40HP Gatortail
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Mon May 11, 2020 6:57 pm |
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DIPstalker
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:18 pm Posts: 1552 Location: Dauphin Island, AL
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Re: Where's Dip???
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Mon May 11, 2020 7:07 pm |
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WhoDat88
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Thu May 23, 2013 4:24 pm Posts: 2912 Location: Thibodaux, La
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Re: Where's Dip???
MMT is a better place with DIP
_________________ 1850 Predator Series Stick Steer Option 40HP Gatortail
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