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DUCK HEARSE
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Joined: Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:48 am Posts: 3161 Location: Alabama
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 Redneck Pregnancy
A redneck went to the hospital, as his wife was having a baby. Upon arriving, he sat down as the nurse said to him, “Congratulations, your wife has had quints, five big baby boys." The redneck said, "I'm not surprised. I have a penis on me like a chimney." The nurse replied, "You might want to consider getting it cleaned. They’re all black."
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Mon Jun 17, 2013 3:21 pm |
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Gameover
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Joined: Tue Jan 03, 2012 9:06 am Posts: 3673 Location: Prarieville,LA
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 Re: Redneck Pregnancy
5 more welfare niglets 
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Mon Jun 17, 2013 3:42 pm |
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mud slinger 69
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Joined: Sun Aug 28, 2011 4:27 pm Posts: 1194 Location: Utah
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 Re: Redneck Pregnancy
_________________ We ant just mormons and polyganists we got rednecks too
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Mon Jun 17, 2013 4:10 pm |
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gator22
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Joined: Tue Nov 27, 2012 6:06 am Posts: 3469 Location: bridge city tx
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 Re: Redneck Pregnancy
Dang... That's funny
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Mon Jun 17, 2013 8:57 pm |
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greg f
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Joined: Sat Feb 05, 2011 10:02 pm Posts: 490 Location: Mexifornia
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 Re: Redneck Pregnancy
lmao 
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Mon Jun 17, 2013 9:32 pm |
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CootSlayerRMFT
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Joined: Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:53 am Posts: 7565 Location: Prairieville, LA
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Mon Jun 17, 2013 10:03 pm |
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cr244
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Joined: Sat Jun 16, 2012 9:43 am Posts: 1504 Location: Watoola, Alabama
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 Re: Redneck Pregnancy
funny as fucx and that would be 5 more african americans i mean 5 more niqqqqasss
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Tue Jun 18, 2013 10:18 am |
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