That makes me think of a farmer back home in MS that also owns a lot of land and frequently catches people tresspassing. On several occasions nice 4x4's have mysteriously caught on fire and burned to the ground on his turnrows

and on other occasions 4x4's have been hooked up to one of the John Deere's and dragged down the road a few miles and relocated. He has even put several trucks on blocks and kept the wheels and tires for farm use. On days that he is in a good mood, he will just bust all of your windows out and siphon your gas tank dry.