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this economy is not getting better like folks thought it would

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Wheres D at?

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Tyrone bought a Gator Tail, shows up at a mud run and is introduced to a RangerP and DGuidry.

Tyrone: nice to meet y'all.

RangerP: god bless you for you know not what you do. There's a 40% probability you've committed a felony.

DGuidry: I'm a Democrat. I'm on your side. Nice rig. What's it run.

Tyronne: 27mph but I'm puttin on a 20" prop so it should run in the high 40's. Which reminds me I need a 40oz beer from my cooler. Hey, RangerP, I have a PHD in physics.

RangerP: there's a 99% probability you're lying and god does not like liars.

Tyrone: my wife is a hot white chick.

RangerP's head explodes.

I'm not a very good comedy writer but I would love to be in on a real conversation like this.

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Some things never change.

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Edward Boucher-
In 1876 Edward Alexander Bouchet made history by becoming the first African American PhD physicist, and the sixth person of any race to receive a PhD in physics from an American university. Bouchet went on to educate and inspire others as a science teacher at a school for black students.

http://www.aps.org/publications/apsnews ... istory.cfm


Edward Boucher was a Republican though.


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http://www.tyronegrandison.org/bio.html

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Dguidry - you failed, that link is for a Jamaican.

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Dguidry

I figured you would be a real wiz at creative writing, being a lawyer and all.

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LOL he took the bait!!!!!!


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I type with my index finger on an iPad.There is no stream of thought I can capture fast enough to keep up with RangerP's production of words. Some of you believe every one of them sometimes. There is nothing I could argue that would convince most of you he is wrong about many of his ideas, but it is not my purpose in life to convince any of you. Apparently, RangerP is obsessed so much with his religion and his politics he spends countless hours writing in defense of his ideologies. I don't care to do the same. I save my creative writing energy for my clients' legal briefs.

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RangerP: I don't find your creative writing to be very "creative" at all. It's in fact dull and void of expressiveness. And when you intersperse biblical references it borders on the banal.

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you missed it

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Spot on rangerp.


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The way we are going anarchy would be better. Beats communism!

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