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rangerp
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Sun Jun 10, 2012 7:12 pm Posts: 2305
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 one more time
this economy is not getting better like folks thought it would
_________________ Uncle J 18x54
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SwampDonkey1
MMT F.E.
Joined: Tue Mar 08, 2011 10:09 pm Posts: 923 Location: North Central KS
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 Re: creative writing
Wheres D at?
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dguidry
MMT Super Elite Member
Joined: Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:20 pm Posts: 11166 Location: Cecilia, LA
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 Re: creative writing
Tyrone bought a Gator Tail, shows up at a mud run and is introduced to a RangerP and DGuidry.
Tyrone: nice to meet y'all.
RangerP: god bless you for you know not what you do. There's a 40% probability you've committed a felony.
DGuidry: I'm a Democrat. I'm on your side. Nice rig. What's it run.
Tyronne: 27mph but I'm puttin on a 20" prop so it should run in the high 40's. Which reminds me I need a 40oz beer from my cooler. Hey, RangerP, I have a PHD in physics.
RangerP: there's a 99% probability you're lying and god does not like liars.
Tyrone: my wife is a hot white chick.
RangerP's head explodes.
I'm not a very good comedy writer but I would love to be in on a real conversation like this.
_________________ Formerly:1648 Homemade Cypress Crawfish Skiff GTR23 Performance Cam and Heads; 17x46 Gator Tail with 35GTR and Hoyt's cam;s Currently: 17x48 Gator Tail with XD40 EFI. “Wisdom is not just expertise. It is knowing how much of various areas of expertise you need to know in order to make the decisions that the world needs and that you want to do,” Columbia University President Lee Bollinger.
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rangerp
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Sun Jun 10, 2012 7:12 pm Posts: 2305
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 Re: creative writing
Some things never change.
_________________ Uncle J 18x54
Gator Tail XD 37 EFI -Delta Performance Level 3
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rangerp
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Sun Jun 10, 2012 7:12 pm Posts: 2305
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 Re: creative writing
Edward Boucher- In 1876 Edward Alexander Bouchet made history by becoming the first African American PhD physicist, and the sixth person of any race to receive a PhD in physics from an American university. Bouchet went on to educate and inspire others as a science teacher at a school for black students. http://www.aps.org/publications/apsnews ... istory.cfmEdward Boucher was a Republican though.
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_________________ Uncle J 18x54
Gator Tail XD 37 EFI -Delta Performance Level 3
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| Mon Sep 23, 2013 6:51 pm |
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dguidry
MMT Super Elite Member
Joined: Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:20 pm Posts: 11166 Location: Cecilia, LA
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 Re: creative writing
_________________ Formerly:1648 Homemade Cypress Crawfish Skiff GTR23 Performance Cam and Heads; 17x46 Gator Tail with 35GTR and Hoyt's cam;s Currently: 17x48 Gator Tail with XD40 EFI. “Wisdom is not just expertise. It is knowing how much of various areas of expertise you need to know in order to make the decisions that the world needs and that you want to do,” Columbia University President Lee Bollinger.
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rangerp
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Sun Jun 10, 2012 7:12 pm Posts: 2305
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 Re: creative writing
Dguidry - you failed, that link is for a Jamaican.
_________________ Uncle J 18x54
Gator Tail XD 37 EFI -Delta Performance Level 3
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rangerp
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Sun Jun 10, 2012 7:12 pm Posts: 2305
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 Re: creative writing
Dguidry
I figured you would be a real wiz at creative writing, being a lawyer and all.
_________________ Uncle J 18x54
Gator Tail XD 37 EFI -Delta Performance Level 3
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rangerp
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Sun Jun 10, 2012 7:12 pm Posts: 2305
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 Re: creative writing
Ranger
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_________________ Uncle J 18x54
Gator Tail XD 37 EFI -Delta Performance Level 3
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| Mon Sep 23, 2013 7:43 pm |
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goodblasson
MMT Pro Member
Joined: Fri Apr 30, 2010 11:26 am Posts: 254 Location: Lafayette, La
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 Re: creative writing
LOL he took the bait!!!!!!
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dguidry
MMT Super Elite Member
Joined: Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:20 pm Posts: 11166 Location: Cecilia, LA
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 Re: creative writing
I type with my index finger on an iPad.There is no stream of thought I can capture fast enough to keep up with RangerP's production of words. Some of you believe every one of them sometimes. There is nothing I could argue that would convince most of you he is wrong about many of his ideas, but it is not my purpose in life to convince any of you. Apparently, RangerP is obsessed so much with his religion and his politics he spends countless hours writing in defense of his ideologies. I don't care to do the same. I save my creative writing energy for my clients' legal briefs.
_________________ Formerly:1648 Homemade Cypress Crawfish Skiff GTR23 Performance Cam and Heads; 17x46 Gator Tail with 35GTR and Hoyt's cam;s Currently: 17x48 Gator Tail with XD40 EFI. “Wisdom is not just expertise. It is knowing how much of various areas of expertise you need to know in order to make the decisions that the world needs and that you want to do,” Columbia University President Lee Bollinger.
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diddyduck
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Mon Sep 02, 2013 10:24 pm Posts: 2624 Location: ponchatoula, la
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 Re: creative writing
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dguidry
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Joined: Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:20 pm Posts: 11166 Location: Cecilia, LA
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 Re: creative writing
RangerP: I don't find your creative writing to be very "creative" at all. It's in fact dull and void of expressiveness. And when you intersperse biblical references it borders on the banal.
_________________ Formerly:1648 Homemade Cypress Crawfish Skiff GTR23 Performance Cam and Heads; 17x46 Gator Tail with 35GTR and Hoyt's cam;s Currently: 17x48 Gator Tail with XD40 EFI. “Wisdom is not just expertise. It is knowing how much of various areas of expertise you need to know in order to make the decisions that the world needs and that you want to do,” Columbia University President Lee Bollinger.
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rangerp
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Sun Jun 10, 2012 7:12 pm Posts: 2305
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 Re: creative writing
you missed it
_________________ Uncle J 18x54
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Greenmachine
MMT F.E.
Joined: Tue Feb 19, 2013 10:31 am Posts: 778
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 Re: creative writing
Spot on rangerp.
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rangerp
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Sun Jun 10, 2012 7:12 pm Posts: 2305
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 Re: Adolf Hirohito Mussolini
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_________________ Uncle J 18x54
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jc
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Sun Oct 24, 2010 7:19 pm Posts: 1103
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swampshooter
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Joined: Sat Aug 10, 2013 12:22 am Posts: 45 Location: SC
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 Re: Adolf Hirohito Mussolini
The way we are going anarchy would be better. Beats communism!
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