Bill Clinton started jogging near his home in Chappaqua.

But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on
the same street corner, day after day.

With some apprehension he would brace himself as he
approached her for what was most certainly to follow.
"Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb.
"No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton This ritual
between Bill and the hooker continued for days.

He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!"
And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"

One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to
accompany her husband on his jog!

As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner,
Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer
and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on
all his past outings.

He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the
former Secretary of State.

As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the
corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual.

Sure enough, there was the hooker!

Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched
the pair jog past.

Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled... "See what
you get for five bucks!?"


I don't care who you are, this is funny

lol that's a good one frog.

Good one.

Another good one frog.

Another good one frog, but a 5 spot would be a stretch for that hag.

Fido this was a good thread till you threw in a pair of OP nut huggers ol'boy has a an escapee


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Argo..."Fido this was a good thread till you threw in a pair of OP nut huggers ol'boy has a an escapee"


about pissed my pants