I had the pleasure of waking up this morning just wish my truck didnt get broke into last night.

Cops told me that kids are starting to rome late at night. So im going to set up an ambush and see if the little piss ants come by again.

FYI...........if you grab a kid that is under age they can arrest your ass............so i will have a buddys son that is under age to snatch some punk up for me.

Stay tuned for more details and pictures........

Hope it's not some 6'6" nikkle lookn like king Kong..........might have to Juddy Chop or use my Slap Nuts on him.

Sucks to hear that bro, my buddy had his F-250 broken into. They broke a small hole in the plastic backing of his door handle and pulled on some stuff to get the door to open. Among the list of things missing was dental picks and his mileage book...WTF??? dental picks and a mileage book???

I caught the neighbor kid taking my gas on my Cuttyback and he did not know what to say when I showed him and his father the picture.

It may be illegal to put your hands on them but it is not illegal to protect yourself with deadly force!!! A dead man can't testify!!

LOL..........

Bust there a$$ with some paintballs from close range




Better yet get you a slingshot and shoot the paintball with that. Less noise and when the cops ask about a paintball gun you won't have to lie


Sorry you was a victim

its year round here, kids or illlegals drive thru neighborhoods looking for parked cars, they get out walk right up to them in peoples driveways and see if they are open, steal anything they can.

Sister called me yesterday. 6 cars in her neighborhood were stolen. A bunch more broken into. Her car got opened and stuff searched through. And the perps were nice enough to leave their cell phone in her driveway.
I told her to just start downloading, texting, int'l calls, calling numbers on the phone and cussing mofo's out. Send texts like "I gots babies all over town, what's one more?" Dudes would be in more trouble than with the police.
Then turn the phone over to the police.

The total is 3 cars in on my street. I didnt know this but we have a Cerfue in Longview. Im calling the pigs next tiem i see some kids wonderign the streets at 2 am.

damn they in longview? thats close to my neck of the woods!

i woke up one morning about 8 months ago, was walking past my wifes car to get to my company truck and noticed she had left the glove box door open cause the light was on. as i opened the door i noticed there were papers everywhere and started to wonder if i got broke into. they stole my regristration, opened the trunk and stole approx 30 playstation 2 games that my wife was giving to her mom for her garage sale, they were only marked .50 a piece. so wasnt no big deal, she left the door unlocked they didnt break the window. so i went back inside and told her and left. as i got my company truck i noticed they had got into that too. stole the regristration, 5 dollars out the cup holder. a full 1911 mag out of the center console, but the funniest part is...they threw about 20 blank company checks out of the glove box on the floor of the truck to look for the regristration. didnt take a one check....kids

I had my old 3/4 Dodge stolen right out front of my company parking lot. Prolly for the 12v Cummins. Surveillance cameras all over the place but couldn't get a face. Get away car had paper plates. Been paid off for years so I only had liability insurance so it was a complete loss. The part that pissed me off the worst though was my Garmin GPS was in there...

Theft from vehicles is a plague nationwide. We take hundreds of reports each week. We spend alot of time trying to stop it. Most of the thefts occur in nice neighborhoods. Punks go around checking door handles for unlocked doors and then ransack the inside. They steal loose coins,cigarettes,fuzz busters and whatnot. We have vehicle braak ins only when valuable items are seen such as laptops and dvd players.
I wish I had a suggestion to help you guys but these cats are non stop. We do however catch them on occasion and recover a ton of items from their bedrooms.
Couple of stories for your laughs. We get a call of a shot fired in a apartment complex. Upon arrival a guys tells us that he got up to take a leak and looked out his second story apartment window as he has had alot of thefts from his vehicle. He observes a b/m trying to break into his vehicle. He opens his bathroom window and aims his 38 revolver at the suspect and fires one shot. He said the guy slumps over and then starts to limp off into the darkness. We get there and find blood drops. Followed it down the road and lost the trail. Check with local hospitals and no one checked in with a gun shot wound. The shooter got real lucky on that one but said he was sick and tired of the thefts.. He did say his ears were ringing.
A guy I know heard a noise outside his home. Upon looking out the window he observes a guy breaking into his truck. So he goes out real quite with a baseball bat and swings the bat downward as hard as he can to the guys lower legs. The guy rolls out and low and behold its his girlfriends punk son. He tells the punk...do you want me to call the cops or do you want to crawl off and we will call it even. He said the punk crawled off and never said a word to anyone. Both legs broken. He told his mother he jumped out of a moving truck. My buddy smiles about it. We have never had a problem with that punk again.
Every state is different with detaining subjects that are caught in the act. Here in Indiana you can protect your property and detain with no problems. We deal with subjects that have been caught and held at gunpoint on a regular basis.

Tell you what. The other weekend I had two punks drive down my long driveway and dump several bags of trash , a PVC pipe , an old mop , and......... a few of there bills with name and address on them. didn't have to open up the trash to find it. They were just sittin on top. My first instinct was to get in da truck load it up and go dump it in the front of there house. But the ole lady said not to and we called the cops. Cops went to the punks house and they said he crapped himself. Had I still been up that night he would have been eatin lead. Nobody just comes down my driveway at 3am w/o me knowin. They came clean the mess and got fined for dumpin. Sure woulda liked to woop some a$$..

My buddy Sulli used to have a dirt track car and some crackheads kept stealing his racing duel out of the garage. He put a hasp and padlock on the man door and it stopped it.
One night he hears this banging noise and turns the porch light on. Some nickel is standing there with a brick bashing the shit out of his garage door and frame trying to bust the lock.
Best part is, the nickel yells "turn of that forking light mother-forker"
Sulli says "Ok buddy" turns the light off and goes downstairs, opens the gun cabinet, selects a 20ga pump and some 3" #6s.
Walks back upstairs and turns the light on again.
Crackhead actually says "I TOLJU turn that light off mutha-forker"
BOOOOOOOMMMM
Said homeboy jumped like a deer and ran through the bushes hollering for his mama.
Cops came by asked about the shooting. Sulli said some dude was breaking in the garage, but don't know anything about shooting....
Homeboy was in the hospital getting copper plated 6's dug out his ass.

He gets it honest.

Some other crackheads were stealing firewood from their yard. Sulli and his brothers caught holy hell from their dad 'cause he said they weren't splitting any wood after school. Made em stay up till midnight splitting wood. Their dad was in the shop one night and hears this "clunk....clunk....clunk....clunk" down by the woodpile. Looks out and homeboy is tossing split wood in the bed of his truck. Poppa Sulli sneaks down to the road and busts a cap in the radiator of the truck with his TC Contender in .223
Said you could hear the wood going back on the pile like this "clunkclunkclunkclunkclunk"

we lose either way, who ya thinks payin that hospital bill....

darrel your exactly right. A guy and two gals were cooking a 'one pot' batch of meth in a local motel thursday when it blew up. All three were scorched to the point of meat falling off the bone. They were life flighted to Louisville,Ky burn center for treatment. When asked about health insurance their reply....none. The room they were in was gutted and the rooms on both sides were damaged from water and smoke. The crazy thing was exactly one week earlier in Henderson,Ky [across the river] they were doing a one batch and burnt the motel down. Same three subjects. It never stops.

Randy

.22 bullets are cheap!!

All you gotta do is shoot one. Word will get around and nobody will try to fuk wit you again. Worked for my old man after his sh*t got broken into a few times.

We up to 7 in the hood now. Im was caught slippn though. Sunday at 12:45 am there was a w/fm walking........was talkn to a buddy bout it yesterday and it hit me..........SHOULD HAVE CALLED TH COPS..white chick gettn banged at 1245 not walking there dogs!!

Ill get them forkers soon.

im up to twice now and who knows how many times in the neighborhood cept aint just checkin door handles to see if unlocked but bustin windows if they "think" they see somethin they like

first time had my ipod and shot gun stole along with rumagin through console and glove box in weldin truck....now last night got into my sisters tahoe stole her ipod rumaged through her stuff and my other truck console

only good thing is not havin to pay for a new window

Best way to catch de mofo's is to sit up at night wit a rifle, park close to da road, and put sumthin in plain view in da truck that you know dem bastards can't resist stealin. (I find fried chicken and watermelon works best) Then when Thuggin Tyrone breaks dat window squeeze da trigger.

X2!

Had all my rod/reels and tackle box stolen out of my Blazer Bay in Dulac Friday night. Boat was tied up in a small bayou 50ft from our RV. Fluck up my fishing trip . Cash, bring my shit back.

deer cameras that have night vision work well