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 Boy, go get yo momma 
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Post Boy, go get yo momma
A family of hillbillies decided to go to the city for the supplies. They went to a mall for the first time in their lives. As the mother went shopping, the father and son walked around in amazement. They were most impressed by two shiny doors that opened and closed. They had never seen an elevator before. While they were standing there, a 300lb colored woman walked up to the doors, pushed a button and walked in. A little confused they watched the numbers light up to 20 and then come back to their level. Out walked a beautiful blonde with straight teeth and a tight arse.

The father calmly bent down and said to his son "Boy, go get yo momma"


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:lol: Thanks .... I will use that one !!!

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hahhaa


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LOL! :mrgreen:

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I don't get it? :?


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It's a whole lot funnier when Jerry Clower tells it in his unique fashion. funny none the less though!

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