Old Boudreaux and his bride Clotile was on swing on the front porch, him drinking a Bud and she was reading The Gazzette. Then out of the blue, WOP Boudreaux done passed Clotile a slap on the face. She Threw the paper down and said what the heck that was for? Boo says for 32 years of bad sex. Clotile pick her paper back up and start reading and Boo still sippn' then like lightnin Clotile passed Boo a slap. CaPow! Boo shocked like hee ask What the hell you done gone and slap ma face fo? She say that's for knowing the difference.

Thibodueax came back from a 28 day hitch offshore. He had made him a big check. So Thibodeaux decided to go to Gulotta's in New Iberia and buy himself a brand new pair of patent leather boots. After buying the boots, Thibodeaux decided to go dancing at La Poussierre in Breaux Bridge to break in his new boots. At the dance Thibodeax asked Marie if she want to waltz. She said, "Mais yea, Thibodeaux." In the middle of dancing, Thibodeaux asked Marie, "You got some blue panties on?" Marie replied, "Yea, how you know dat?" Thibodeaux said, "Because I could see the reflection in my brand new patent leather boots." Thibodeaux then asked Claudette if she wanted to dance. She agreed. In the middle of dancing Thibodeaux asked, "You got some red panties on?" Claudette said, "Yea, how you know dat?" Thibodeaux said, "Because I could see the relection in my brand new pair of patent leather boots." Thibodeaux then asked Clotile if she wanted to dance. She agreed. In the middle of dancing Thibodeaux asked, "Clotile, you not wearing any panties, huh?" Clotile said, "Mais non, Thibodeaux." Thibodeaux caught his breath and said in relief, "Thank God, I thought I had a crack in my brand new pair of patent leather boots."

OK - here's one you LA guys might like......


Boudreaux was sitting in the City Bar in Maurice, Louisiana, one Saturday night, and had several beers under his belt. After a while, he looked at the guy sitting next to him, and asked him, "Hey, you wanna hear a good Aggie joke, you?"

The big guy replied, "Let me tell you something. I'm an oil field roughneck, I weigh 270 pounds, and I don't like Cajuns. My buddy here is a pro football player, weighs 300 pounds, and he doesn't like Cajuns either. His friend on his other side is a professional wrestler, weighs 320 pounds, always has a chip on his shoulder, and he likes Cajuns even less than we do, and we are all Aggies. Do you really want to tell us an Aggie joke ?"

Boudreaux, all 150 pounds of Cajun attitude, told him, "Mais, I guess not. After all I don't want have to explain it three times !

Boudreaux joined the Army.After his training he come home and Fontenot asked him how it went.Boo said he did so well that he went on to Airborne training. He said it was going good till one day they got in a plane and after awhile the jumpmaster threw open the door and he say"allright you sumbitches its time to jump " and everybody got inline and went to jumpin out the plane cept me. Purty soon it was just me,jumpmaster,pilot and copilot left.The jumpmaster say"Boudreaux you gonna jump?" and me I say"Hell no" and he pulled out the biggest dick I ever seen and said"You jump or Im sticken this up yo ass". Fontenot asks,"Well Boo did you jump?" Boudreaux said "Yeah,a little at first"

Clotil called up ole Boudreaux in a fuss. She told him that her husband Thibideaux had been up on the roof since da other afternoon, She wanted Boo to come figure ot whats rong wit Tib . He wouldn't talk to her. So Boo went over and climbed up on dat roof and said Tib. what's da matta T? Tib said. Look at all dem skiffs on da bayou . Boo said yea them are nice . Tib said I built all dem boats and on one said anything. Then he said look all dem acadian houses on da bayou. Boo said again how nice they were. Tib said I built all dem houses , and no one talked about them , BUT you f*&^ one Goat!