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AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES from a Do-It-Yourselfer
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Author:  chjohnson622 [ Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:28 pm ]
Post subject:  AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES from a Do-It-Yourselfer
I read this on another fourm and it was to good not to share.

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES from a Do-It-Yourselfer.



Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone
else to hold them while you chop.

Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using
the sink.

For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for
a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember
to use a timer.

A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you
from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
button.

If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll
be afraid to cough.

You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it
doesn't move and should, use the WD -40. If it shouldn't move and
does, use the duct tape.

Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

Daily Thought:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES; NOT REALLY GOOD FOR

ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN

PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
Author:  white1 [ Sun Mar 29, 2009 6:18 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES from a Do-It-Yourselfer
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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