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the "fat friend" strikes again (UPDATE)
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Author:  swamplord [ Mon May 04, 2009 12:31 am ]
Post subject:  the "fat friend" strikes again (UPDATE)
So as usual nothin ever goes right. Here's the story:

My buddy and I decided to roll into town and hit da club saturday, well we'd been there a couple hours and the pickins were lookin pretty slim.

Then at mid night the doors opened and two hotties walk in. Turns out my buddy knows one of'um so we started talkin. Well I noticed this beast of a woman trollin around and givin me and my buddy go to hell looks as we are tryin to charm these ladies with classic lines like "you know sweetheart, i was the captain of my high school football team" :lol:

Well they call last call and we ask them if they wana come back to our place to hang out for a bit, there like "sure will hang out for a little while".
then my fears were realized and like a charging cape buffallo the beast that had been staring us down all night comes chargin over and says there not goin anywhere with you two. my buddy says "who are you?" she says i'm heather their BFF and if you wana hang out with them you can get their numbers and call them for lunch sometime next week. then she grabs them by the arm and drags them off.

WHAT A HATER!!!! we went home and killed a bottle of turkey 101...........
Author:  Mudgun [ Mon May 04, 2009 5:27 am ]
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Should've asked her if she wanted in on a threesome.

You pound the hot chick and the hawg sits in the closet.
Author:  Crews [ Mon May 04, 2009 7:20 am ]
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you should have had Jus10La there with you... he would have gladly run blocker for you.
Author:  idabilly [ Mon May 04, 2009 7:46 am ]
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Forgive me...I'm slow...what does "BFF" mean?
Author:  50fps [ Mon May 04, 2009 8:14 am ]
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Author:  Sand Man [ Mon May 04, 2009 8:31 am ]
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if you were in OK, they couldn't have been that good looking. Consider yourself lucky the fat girl intervened. :lol: :lol:
Author:  Mudgun [ Mon May 04, 2009 9:22 am ]
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I think Sand Man may be correct.

Let's review.

Went into club...no attractive women.
Drink
Drink
Drink
Drink
Drink
Drink
Suddenly two hotties walk in... :lol:
Author:  swamplord [ Mon May 04, 2009 11:26 am ]
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Author:  swamplord [ Mon May 04, 2009 11:28 am ]
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Cutt Down: wiseman, i shoulda been on point

Crews: i need justins number, she coulda been his superwoman
Author:  cash [ Mon May 04, 2009 12:52 pm ]
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You always gotta include the fat friend in the drinks and conversation. They'll
shut your game down in a heartbeat.
Author:  tchredneck [ Mon May 04, 2009 2:21 pm ]
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lol need a good wing man like jbreaux whos always willing to sacrafice himself for the overall goal lol
Author:  swamplord [ Mon May 04, 2009 4:53 pm ]
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Author:  cash [ Mon May 04, 2009 6:25 pm ]
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lol Thats pretty good.....
Author:  dog walker [ Mon May 04, 2009 6:48 pm ]
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Author:  swamplord [ Mon May 04, 2009 6:52 pm ]
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note on the snickers taken! i'll be ready for that haus next time!
Author:  JBREAUX [ Mon May 04, 2009 11:06 pm ]
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Author:  MaXXis85 [ Tue May 05, 2009 8:01 am ]
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Author:  tchredneck [ Tue May 05, 2009 7:47 pm ]
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Author:  swamplord [ Tue May 05, 2009 10:04 pm ]
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Author:  swamplord [ Tue May 05, 2009 10:09 pm ]
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P.S. I'm not 100% positive but i'm pretty sure i saw either the "friend" or the biggest wild hog ever feedin on a dead coon on the road last night about 10pm, i stoped to get a better look but "it" ran off into the woods
Author:  Mudgun [ Wed May 06, 2009 7:01 am ]
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fatchicksinpartyhats.com
Author:  swamplord [ Wed May 06, 2009 10:09 am ]
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Author:  Mudgun [ Wed May 06, 2009 10:17 am ]
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Author:  swamplord [ Wed May 06, 2009 10:27 am ]
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if everything after that was a let down you need to move over here ASAP and i'll buy your drinks anytime as long as your willin to lay on da lard grenade!! :lol:
Author:  Mudgun [ Wed May 06, 2009 11:40 am ]
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Funny website is one thing.

Riding the wave.....you need a mexican friend. They'll lay up with any sweat hog.
Author:  JBREAUX [ Wed May 06, 2009 12:57 pm ]
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Author:  swamplord [ Wed May 06, 2009 3:51 pm ]
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Author:  swamplord [ Sun May 10, 2009 6:21 pm ]
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Well I was ready for her this weekend, da beast was handled and the deal closed............. even the sun shines on a dogs azz every now and then! :lol:
Author:  jus10inla [ Sun May 10, 2009 6:42 pm ]
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crews.. i hate u... swamplord.. read my sig line.. bwhaha... me n cash went barhoppin one nite... jus tell 'em bout the strip club wit da jukebox... lmao dat was classicQ@!!!
Author:  swamplord [ Mon May 11, 2009 2:01 am ]
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