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WestEndAngler
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 World's Shortest Books MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
By Tiger Woods
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore
Foreword by George Soros
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton
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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
By Al Gore & John Kerry
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GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
By Amelia Earhart
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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
By Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS
By Bill Clinton
With introduction by
The Rev. Jesse Jackson
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HOW TO WIN A SUPERBOWL
BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS
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AND, JUST ADDED
My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
By Nancy Pelosi
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And the shortest book of them all.......................
THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Obama
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craig
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World's Shortest Books I got a good laugh out of this.
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DeathMetalDukk
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Re: World's Shortest Books "Guide to the Pacific, by Amelia Earhardt" That was fukked up lol. My favorite was the Amish Phone Book. 
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Robn1020
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Re: World's Shortest Books Go-Devil Maintenance manual. 
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HH_Kennels
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Re: World's Shortest Books And the shortest book of them all.......................
THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Obama
you kno its funny that with a credit card and a 15 minute phone call i got a birth certificate sent to me overnight by vital records. it must take a long time to get one translated from ebonics to english...
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robertb4wd
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Robn1020
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muddawgchuck
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Re: World's Shortest Books Lol funny stuff right there
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duckduckboom
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Re: World's Shortest Books I'm writing a new one
How to pass college
By-Masson LeMieux
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girl-luvs-mud
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