When is the last time you got really kicked hard in the nuts?
A couple weeks ago we were serving newly issued warrants. There was one for a female. My partner and I drove to her home and was greeted at the door by a nice looking lady. We asked her name and she was the person we had a arrest warrant for. My pardner is telling her about the warrant[bond]as I was looking at some deer heads on the wall. She tells us that she has a small child and did not know what to do about her. We told her make some phone calls and we would wait around for someone to show up to take care of the child. Everything was calm and we were just trying to accommodate her problem. After a few minutes of chatter she looks at us and 'tells us to get our fat asses out of her home and she was not going to jail' My pard is kinda laughing and telling her that she was under arrest and needed to get someone en route. She again told us that she was not going to jail and walked over to a computer and started surfing the internet.
She now has my attention. I grabbed her arm and told her to put her hands behind her to be handcuffed and thats when the spring sprung. As I got her arm she jumped up and tried to turn to face me which I prevented. I had her left arm locked out and my pard was trying to get her right arm behind her to hand cuff. She was trying to grab my nuts with her left hand and I still in shock how this arrest had fallen apart. I laughingly move back a little to avoid being grabbed when she 'mule kicked' me right square in the nuts.It was hard enough that I bent over and my pardner now is going full tilt to get her right arm behind her and finally does and cuffs her. He leads her out the door [I'm following in pain] and just as they get to road she pulls one hand out of the cuffs and takes off running across a muddy field. My pard runs her down and tackles her. He struggles again to get the cuffs on and it takes both of us to get it done again. This time I tell him to make sure they are on properly. We get her back to the car and have to force her into the back of the car. She kicks the back glass out and got pepper sprayed for her efforts.
I asked my pard about the handcuffs and he said he had them on good the first time. We get her booked in and I fill out a injury on duty report and head out.
I bump into one of the Sgts later in the shift and he is teasing me about getting kicked in the nuts. He asked me who the female was and when he heard her name he chuckled. I asked him if he knew her and he said 'Oh yeah' She kicked out my car windows about six months ago. He said she has one hand that allowed her to get out of a handcuff.
At the time of the arrest we did not know anything about this gal. Come to find out she has a lengthy criminal history and the warrant was for Battery on a LEO .
So thats my 'kick in the nuts' story. Whats yours?
Randy
