"Today, my mom bought me a t-shirt from the store. It has the U.S. Marines logo on it and says "Marines' Girlfriend". I'm a straight 16 year old boy and my mom only reads and speaks Spanish. FML"
I'm sorry! You should have told us.
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| Author: | Mitschke [ Sun Mar 01, 2009 4:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Good laughs |
Some of these are dumb and some are hilarious... Have a look, enjoy lol http://www.fmylife.com/ |
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| Author: | Silvercreek [ Sun Mar 01, 2009 6:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Good laughs |
"Today, my mom bought me a t-shirt from the store. It has the U.S. Marines logo on it and says "Marines' Girlfriend". I'm a straight 16 year old boy and my mom only reads and speaks Spanish. FML" I'm sorry! You should have told us.
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| Author: | LaBirdman [ Sun Mar 01, 2009 6:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Good laughs |
Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. |
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| Author: | Mitschke [ Sun Mar 01, 2009 7:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Good laughs |
"Today, I went to get a sports physical at a hospital. My nurse was morbidly obese and unattractive. She told me she would go through the tests listed on the sheet. She did everything, including feeling my genitalia. When it was done, I read over the sheet. Genitalia wasn't a test listed. FML" |
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| Author: | tchredneck [ Sun Mar 01, 2009 7:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Good laughs |
i feel better about my life now |
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| Author: | etquackster [ Sun Mar 01, 2009 7:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Good laughs |
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