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A redneck went to the hospital, as his wife was having a baby.



Upon arriving, he sat down as the nurse said to him, “Congratulations,
your wife has had quints, five big baby boys."


The redneck said, "I'm not surprised. I have a penis on me like a chimney."


The nurse replied, "You might want to consider getting it cleaned.
They’re all black."

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Mon Jun 17, 2013 3:21 pm
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5 more welfare niglets :lol:

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Mon Jun 17, 2013 3:42 pm
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Dang... That's funny


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Mon Jun 17, 2013 8:57 pm
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lmao :lol:


Mon Jun 17, 2013 9:32 pm
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Mon Jun 17, 2013 10:03 pm
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funny as fucx and that would be 5 more african americans i mean 5 more niqqqqasss


Tue Jun 18, 2013 10:18 am
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