This guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to line up 10 glasses and start filling them up with beer. So the bartender starts filling the glasses up with beer, and the man is right behind him drinking them straight down.
The bartender says, "hey buddy whats your hurry?"
The man says, "if you had what I have you would do the same thing."
The bartender backs up and says what do you have?
The man says, "about 75 cents!"
