Doctor asks pregnant prostitute, "do you know who the father is?"
Pregnant prostitute replies "For gosh sake, if you ate a can of beans would you know which one made you fart?"
_________________ Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. - Mark Twain
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