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DUCK HEARSE
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Joined: Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:48 am
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Location: Alabama
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 The Night Nurse A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after a 16-hour shift. Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse
and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing
a beat, she says: ‘Well,that's great...that's just great...
some asshole's got my pen!
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RootSumn
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Re: The Night Nurse Ha, my wife's a nurse that works the night shift and approves this joke! She just texted it to half of her floor.
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