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So this drunkard gets arrested for his 41 time for public intoxication. His name is withheld however we will call him AH for this story.
When getting booked in he is asked the standard booking questions. One of the questions is 'are you homosexual'? AH pauses for a second and then said ' Uhhhhhhhhhhh no'. The jailer asked him why the pause. AH said well I'm not gay if that is what your asking however I would like to be put in a cell with AW. AW gives the best blow jobs in this jail. Hell he gives the best blow job of any in the world. You can put me in the cell with him anytime. But 'No' I'm not gay.
True story.

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:shock: so basically he likes a mustache on his junk! He should date an Italian chick.


Fri Jul 24, 2015 6:03 am
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Haha!


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Nuthin' gay bout gettin ya dick sucked

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Damn right, it's not queer till there's eye contact.

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