I have a friend that shoots a monster buck every year. He'll send a picture but he wont be in it, then you ask him for a side shot and he'll crop the same damn picture he just sent. Does that shit all the time, as long as you know it, it's no harm, I usually just entertain myself by asking him questions to see what he comes up with. He does kill some shit though, but then it's obvious, he'll be in the picture then.

I was looking out the back window into the field this morning and saw this white tail thank goodness you can hit them year round no limits

Let's see a side shot of that.... Haha

I have people tell me that they see mountain lions in PA all the time.... My first question is always "Oh ya? What direction was it going?" whatever direction they say it was heading I tell them that its impossible for that to be a lion because they always migrate that time of year and they are not heading in that direction. You wouldn't believe the looks people give me.

You know in a liars contest the first person to go loses.

Well one day back a couple years ago I had parked my truck and was getting ready to go hunting when all of the sudden no bs I saw the biggest black cougar ever. Right about 10 feet in front of where my truck was parked I swear to you I'm not lying had long red claws and had its mouth open so I could see the all white teeth it smelled like hell with greenish eyes and it was breathing heavy like it had just eatin something real big I froze all the sudden like

It had spotted me before I knew what to think it was eyeing me. Now to back it up a little bit there have been reports of big black Cougars coming out of South Carolina swamps for many years but I had never seen any. Sure plenty of bobcats and even a picture or some bears eating watermelons on the farm across the way but never anything concrete. I was in an area I hadn't been too before and I had been warned about it several times by a 2nd cousin or uncle or something like that who spent a lot of time around there. But being the strong southern man I am was not afraid of stories. So back to it I was standing there staring down the biggest ugliest thing I'd ever seen. One of those things you never are able to forget ya know what I mean. Anyways I didn't know what to do I was frozen in fear basically. I decided it was me or that beast and being God gave men dominion over all the beast of the land I knew what I had to do.

This isn't any lie fellas I'm tellin you that truth

Turns out it was just Netmans ex ol lady lookin for some action but it's all I could do to get away

I was wondering what happened to LaFawnduh. She run off one day last year. If you see her again remind her she still owes me three dollars.

My wife has a few cousins on her side that like to tell tall tales. One of them told me during christmas that he likes to take his 22 pistol and shoot spiders out of the tops of trees while coon hunting at night.

That's what I'm talking about Brokeknee. Fantastic!

Look at Kirks recent post for an idea ...




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