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rangerp
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Sun Jun 10, 2012 7:12 pm Posts: 2305
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Boat Ramp Romance
So no kidding, there I was. Just spent a few hours in the canoe with the wife back on Richland Creek tearing up the bass with light tackle.
It was about a half hour before dark, and still plenty light as we paddled up to the boat ramp. The boat ramp we used is just off state highway 45. Pretty decent little ramp where you can circle around and park directly under the highway bridge. Along with my truck there were about four other trucks with trailers parked.
I told the wife to start unloading the canoe while I pulled the truck closer to load our stuff. As I started walking up the boat ramp, and got where I could see the parking area (20 yards away) There with his back to me is some scruffy looking dude with his shorts down around his knees with a red headed woman in a dress laying in his truck bed and her legs hanging off the tail gate. They were getting it on, having sex in broad daylight. Red seemed to be enjoying herself, and I assume by the look on her face was about to hit the high-note and throw a locate as she treed the possum. When she looked over and saw me, she went to scrambling to get her dress back down, and get decent. Scruffy did not look none to happy about being interrupted as he jerked his drawers up, and both scooted for the cab of the truck and they got gone quick.
What in the heck is wrong with folks these days? Dad gum, it can't be that hard to find a secluded spot out off a dirt road somewhere, or just go get a motel room. These were not teen age kids, they looked to be in their early 30s. Had I been a bit stealthier, I would have liked to gotten closer, and pulled the little Ruger .357 revolver from my waist band, and touched off a round in the air. Scruffy may have got his wiener ripped off.
I have seen some strange things at boat ramps, but that took the cake.
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brycecheramie
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Thu Nov 04, 2010 7:38 am Posts: 4323 Location: Cut Off, La.
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Re: Boat Ramp Romance
That's funny right there! Some people's children...
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lastchance
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Wed Feb 09, 2011 1:56 pm Posts: 1646 Location: Chauvin
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Re: Boat Ramp Romance
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Tue Sep 05, 2017 8:55 pm |
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NannySlayer
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Joined: Sun Feb 03, 2013 11:49 pm Posts: 456 Location: S.C.
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Re: Boat Ramp Romance
We used to go "ridin interference" back in the day. You bud is talking about the ol girl he is gonna bang out. We all egg him on... Then once it starts getting dusk... We load up,2 or 3 deep in a couple trucks and see if we can find them. It is amazing how fast a 2mil Q beam can transfer 4 feet into 4 wide eyes!
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huck Finn
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Thu Jan 31, 2013 5:42 pm Posts: 1913 Location: Conroe tx
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Re: Boat Ramp Romance
Hit the high note and throw out a locate .... Instant classic , that seriously cracked me up .
H Finn
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rangerp
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Sun Jun 10, 2012 7:12 pm Posts: 2305
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Re: Boat Ramp Romance
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jcollins730730
MMT Member
Joined: Mon Sep 04, 2017 12:11 pm Posts: 14
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Re: Boat Ramp Romance
Dang ppl!
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da go get'er
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Wed Oct 27, 2010 8:30 am Posts: 3406 Location: Prairieville
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Re: Boat Ramp Romance
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Exbellicus
MMT Pro Member
Joined: Sat Oct 15, 2016 4:59 pm Posts: 126
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Re: Boat Ramp Romance
Real funny idea to get real close, draw your gun, and shoot it in the air. Had me laughing for sure.
So funny the cops might even give you a felony for assault with a deadly weapon AND a misdemeanor for the gunshot all for the same joke! So funny that fella might get in his truck, look out and see you standin there still holding your gun, decide to pick his up, and toss some bullets back in your direction toward you and your wife.
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brycecheramie
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Thu Nov 04, 2010 7:38 am Posts: 4323 Location: Cut Off, La.
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Re: Boat Ramp Romance
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Exbellicus
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Joined: Sat Oct 15, 2016 4:59 pm Posts: 126
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Re: Boat Ramp Romance
No remember I'm the one laughing!
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BlueShamu
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Joined: Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:13 pm Posts: 5605 Location: D'town, LA
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Exbellicus
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Joined: Sat Oct 15, 2016 4:59 pm Posts: 126
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Re: Boat Ramp Romance
It's Scooby and I live in Crystal Cove! Daffney got a little heated watchin you guys waxin your boat.
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rangerp
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Sun Jun 10, 2012 7:12 pm Posts: 2305
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Re: Boat Ramp Romance
I think we done went and smoked out a boat ramp Romeo in the crowd.
Fear not Exbellicus, if we catch you screwing under a highway bridge, we won't bust any caps near you.
You might want to consider going a little lighter on the starch in your britches. You can come to the point to where humor is more.......humorous.
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NannySlayer
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Joined: Sun Feb 03, 2013 11:49 pm Posts: 456 Location: S.C.
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Re: Boat Ramp Romance
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b.latiolais
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Joined: Tue Dec 23, 2014 3:06 pm Posts: 314 Location: Bridge City
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CypressCritter
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Joined: Tue Aug 26, 2014 10:36 am Posts: 822 Location: Jefferson TX
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Re: Boat Ramp Romance
Wait to get back to the boat ramp? No way, find a good slough and get-r-dun!!!!
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rangerp
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Sun Jun 10, 2012 7:12 pm Posts: 2305
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Re: Boat Ramp Romance
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dem0001
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Joined: Sun Dec 15, 2013 9:36 pm Posts: 84
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Re: Boat Ramp Romance
Could've been worse. They could've been in your truck.
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rangerp
MMT 1000 Club
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Re: Boat Ramp Romance
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CypressCritter
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Joined: Tue Aug 26, 2014 10:36 am Posts: 822 Location: Jefferson TX
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Re: Boat Ramp Romance
Could he or she eat corn on the cob through a picket fence? Or where they brother and sister?
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rangerp
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Re: Boat Ramp Romance
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NannySlayer
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Joined: Sun Feb 03, 2013 11:49 pm Posts: 456 Location: S.C.
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Re: Boat Ramp Romance
Could have been a pro
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Smoke
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Joined: Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:27 pm Posts: 1095 Location: SW Michigan
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Re: Boat Ramp Romance
now that's some funny shit. I've seen some seriously funny shit while duck hunting. Had a couple set up to close to use but didn't know we were there. They came in well after shooting time and the birds were scarce at the time. So they decided it was a good time to practice making babies. I had a perfect view and they never knew we were there until......................a small flock of 4 mallards did the deed without notice and we lit em up. You should have seen them scatter. Seen head jobs, women squat pissing and the list goes on. Never ceases to amaze me. rangerp, hope you don't mind, but I used your classic line about the red head treeing the possum.
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Quote classic by rangerp: "Red seemed to be enjoying herself, and I assume by the look on her face was about to hit the high-note and throw a locate as she treed the possum."
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Pas Tout La
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Joined: Tue Jul 30, 2013 2:32 pm Posts: 254 Location: Lafayette, La
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Re: Boat Ramp Romance
Just a couple of folks enjoying nature. Should have pulled up a chair and cheered em on!
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CypressCritter
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Joined: Tue Aug 26, 2014 10:36 am Posts: 822 Location: Jefferson TX
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Re: Boat Ramp Romance
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GenHee
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Joined: Mon Dec 09, 2013 12:34 pm Posts: 265 Location: Pointe Aux Chenes, LA
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Re: Boat Ramp Romance
A good Steve Irwin bit/video would have gotten a few laughs.
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getsometailgtr35
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Joined: Wed Dec 05, 2012 1:09 pm Posts: 32 Location: Metairie La.
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Re: Boat Ramp Romance
Nothing worst than a Cock blocker at the boat ramp.
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