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swamplord
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Joined: Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:38 am
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Location: Idabel, OK
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 the "fat friend" strikes again (UPDATE) So as usual nothin ever goes right. Here's the story: My buddy and I decided to roll into town and hit da club saturday, well we'd been there a couple hours and the pickins were lookin pretty slim. Then at mid night the doors opened and two hotties walk in. Turns out my buddy knows one of'um so we started talkin. Well I noticed this beast of a woman trollin around and givin me and my buddy go to hell looks as we are tryin to charm these ladies with classic lines like "you know sweetheart, i was the captain of my high school football team"  Well they call last call and we ask them if they wana come back to our place to hang out for a bit, there like "sure will hang out for a little while". then my fears were realized and like a charging cape buffallo the beast that had been staring us down all night comes chargin over and says there not goin anywhere with you two. my buddy says "who are you?" she says i'm heather their BFF and if you wana hang out with them you can get their numbers and call them for lunch sometime next week. then she grabs them by the arm and drags them off. WHAT A HATER!!!! we went home and killed a bottle of turkey 101...........
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Mudgun
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Location: Here Be Rocks VA
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Re: the "fat friend" strikes again (this is a long story) Should've asked her if she wanted in on a threesome.
You pound the hot chick and the hawg sits in the closet.
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Crews
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Location: Lafayette
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Re: the "fat friend" strikes again (this is a long story) you should have had Jus10La there with you... he would have gladly run blocker for you.
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idabilly
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Location: Idaho
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Re: the "fat friend" strikes again (this is a long story) Forgive me...I'm slow...what does "BFF" mean?
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50fps
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Location: West Coast Wisconsin
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Re: the "fat friend" strikes again (this is a long story)
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Sand Man
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Joined: Thu Jan 15, 2009 9:57 am
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Location: Fort Worth, TX
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Re: the "fat friend" strikes again (this is a long story) if you were in OK, they couldn't have been that good looking. Consider yourself lucky the fat girl intervened.
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Mudgun
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Location: Here Be Rocks VA
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Re: the "fat friend" strikes again (this is a long story) I think Sand Man may be correct. Let's review. Went into club...no attractive women. Drink Drink Drink Drink Drink Drink Suddenly two hotties walk in...
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swamplord
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Location: Idabel, OK
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Re: the "fat friend" strikes again (this is a long story)
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swamplord
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Location: Idabel, OK
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Re: the "fat friend" strikes again (this is a long story) Cutt Down: wiseman, i shoulda been on point
Crews: i need justins number, she coulda been his superwoman
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cash
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Location: Ponchatoula, La
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Re: the "fat friend" strikes again (this is a long story) You always gotta include the fat friend in the drinks and conversation. They'll
shut your game down in a heartbeat.
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tchredneck
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Location: in the woods,la
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Re: the "fat friend" strikes again (this is a long story) lol need a good wing man like jbreaux whos always willing to sacrafice himself for the overall goal lol
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swamplord
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Location: Idabel, OK
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Re: the "fat friend" strikes again (this is a long story)
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cash
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Re: the "fat friend" strikes again (this is a long story) lol Thats pretty good.....
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dog walker
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Re: the "fat friend" strikes again (this is a long story)
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swamplord
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Location: Idabel, OK
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Re: the "fat friend" strikes again (this is a long story) note on the snickers taken! i'll be ready for that haus next time!
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JBREAUX
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Location: soufff la
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Re: the "fat friend" strikes again (this is a long story)
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MaXXis85
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Re: the "fat friend" strikes again (this is a long story)
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tchredneck
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Re: the "fat friend" strikes again (this is a long story)
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swamplord
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Re: the "fat friend" strikes again (this is a long story)
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swamplord
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Re: the "fat friend" strikes again (this is a long story) P.S. I'm not 100% positive but i'm pretty sure i saw either the "friend" or the biggest wild hog ever feedin on a dead coon on the road last night about 10pm, i stoped to get a better look but "it" ran off into the woods
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Mudgun
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Re: the "fat friend" strikes again (this is a long story) fatchicksinpartyhats.com
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swamplord
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Mudgun
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Re: the "fat friend" strikes again (this is a long story)
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swamplord
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Location: Idabel, OK
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Re: the "fat friend" strikes again (this is a long story) if everything after that was a let down you need to move over here ASAP and i'll buy your drinks anytime as long as your willin to lay on da lard grenade!!
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Mudgun
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Re: the "fat friend" strikes again (this is a long story) Funny website is one thing.
Riding the wave.....you need a mexican friend. They'll lay up with any sweat hog.
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JBREAUX
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Re: the "fat friend" strikes again (this is a long story)
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swamplord
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Re: the "fat friend" strikes again (this is a long story)
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swamplord
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Re: the "fat friend" strikes again UPDATE:: Not this week Well I was ready for her this weekend, da beast was handled and the deal closed............. even the sun shines on a dogs azz every now and then!
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jus10inla
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Location: Baton Rouge, LA (Central)
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Re: the "fat friend" strikes again (UPDATE) crews.. i hate u... swamplord.. read my sig line.. bwhaha... me n cash went barhoppin one nite... jus tell 'em bout the strip club wit da jukebox... lmao dat was classicQ@!!!
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swamplord
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