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Mudhole
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Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:05 am
Posts: 716
Location: NW La.
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 Joke of the day...... Spelling Bee Champ......
My name be Eboneesha Hernandez, a African-Hispanic-American Girl who jus got a award for bein the bess speler in class. I gots a 67% on the spelin text and 30 points for being black, 5 points for not bringin drugs to class, 5 points for not bringin guns to class, and 5 points for not gettin pregnut during the cemester. It be hard to beat a score of 120%. White dude who sit nex to me is BOB from Jaxon Mizipy. He got a 94% on the text but no extra points on acount of he have the same skin color as the opressirs of 150 years ago. Granny ax me to thank all Liberuls for suportin afermative axion. You be showin da way to true eqwallity. I be gittin in medical skool nex .....an mabe I be yo docter when Barrac take over da healfcare in dis cuntry.
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Team Camo
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Joined: Thu Oct 01, 2009 4:49 pm
Posts: 8536
Location: Bridge City, TX
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Re: Joke of the day...... I am still waiting for the joke part, all that was true.
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Mudhole
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Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:05 am
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Location: NW La.
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Re: Joke of the day...... Yea, no chit huh??
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dguidry
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Joined: Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:20 pm
Posts: 11166
Location: Cecilia, LA
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Re: Joke of the day...... The sad thing is you find amusement in the false irony.
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woodduck224
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Joined: Wed May 26, 2010 8:39 pm
Posts: 800
Location: walker la
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Re: Joke of the day...... Was waiting to see how long before u chimed in
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Rambeaux
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Joined: Fri Mar 04, 2011 3:43 pm
Posts: 773
Location: New Iberia, LA
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Re: Joke of the day...... An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 am. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body."
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies, "That would be my wife."
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dpd
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Joined: Thu May 07, 2009 10:25 am
Posts: 714
Location: Thibodaux, LA
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Re: Joke of the day...... Good one rambeaux! 
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richard nagon
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Joined: Wed Apr 20, 2011 5:35 pm
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Re: Joke of the day...... cnn headline news. anthony weiner announced his resignation tonite. leaving his N.Y. seat. and will announcing he will be running for the president in 2012. he picked eric holder as a running mate they will be running under the weiner-holder ticket.maybe theres room on the cabinet for dguidry.
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