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Mudhole
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Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:05 am
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Location: NW La.
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 Lil Johnny meets Obama...... Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the
classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their
meanings.
The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on
the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious president asked the class for an
example of a 'tragedy..' One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best
friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him
over and kills him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," said Obama, "that would be an accident."
A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove
off a cliff, killing everyone, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explained Obama. "That's what we would call great loss.."
The room went silent. No other child volunteered.. Obama searched the room.
"Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet
voice he said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a
'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic!" exclaimed Obama. "That's right. And can you tell me why that
would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says Johnny, "It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell
wouldn't be a great loss ...... and you can bet your ass it wouldn't be an accident."
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Rambeaux
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Re: Lil Johnny meets Obama......
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Beadlejuicejr
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Re: Lil Johnny meets Obama...... Hell yeah that's a good one
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pearl river outlaw
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Re: Lil Johnny meets Obama...... Greatest thing I've read in a while!!!
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Christop73
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Location: Davenport Iowa
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aweyerman
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Re: Lil Johnny meets Obama...... Bahaha!
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CaptCameltoe
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Re: Lil Johnny meets Obama...... if only it were true 
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pokey79
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Re: Lil Johnny meets Obama...... dat's good chit right there!!!!!
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Mike W.
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