please name a time and place for said cookoff

I'd rather come to that than a Mudfest anyway



Ben where did you get those cracklin's you brought me?


Wherever they were from....they were good, but the cracklin's you cooked were better


I'm just sayin

^^^Suckazzzz. Just kidding, I really would like to learn how to cook cracklins, so if anyone ever cooks some and needs a hand let me know im game for scraping a hog, with some slicing and dicing. Ill bring summ beer.

The Code Duello, covering the practice of dueling and points of honor, was drawn up and settled at Clonmel Summer Assizes, 1777, by gentlemen-delegates of Tipperary, Galway, Sligo, Mayo and Roscommon, and prescribed for general adoption throughout Ireland. The Code was generally also followed in England and on the Continent with some slight variations. In America, the principal rules were followed, although occasionally there were some glaring deviations.

Rule 1. The first offense requires the first apology, though the retort may have been more offensive than the insult. Example: A tells B he is impertinent, etc. B retorts that he lies; yet A must make the first apology because he gave the first offense, and then (after one fire) B may explain away the retort by a subsequent apology.


Rule 16. The challenged has the right to choose his own weapon, unless the challenger gives his honor he is no swordsman; after which, however, he can decline any second species of weapon proposed by the challenged.

Gentlemen: Choose your ground, take ten pace's, turn and start your cookers. Unless one aggressor beg pardon from the other.

The only way to stop the verbal tonage.

I ain't saying nothing till i taste both of them. So ya'll cook some and send me a bag, then I'll post which way is correct.

Folks please drop this until after wednsday.I need the BEST CRACKLIN COOKER IN THE WORLD to do some free labor so I don't want to piss him off.

Always trying to get something for free.

No mexican.

LOL

We don't want to know what else. That was probably the best part.