| Author |
Message |
|
WestEndAngler
MMT Moderator
Joined: Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:11 am
Posts: 9143
Location: Houston | Surfside
|
 Wednesday Joke A cowboy, who just moved to Idaho from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Beer. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time." The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona, the other is in Colorado . When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day; he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss." The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then light dawns in his eyes and he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking." "Hasn't affected my brothers though." 
_________________
GTB 1860 w/ 2019 GTR40XD-HO
|
| Wed Apr 07, 2010 11:56 am |
 
|
|
|
dpd
MMT Addict
Joined: Thu May 07, 2009 10:25 am
Posts: 714
Location: Thibodaux, LA
|
Re: Wednesday Joke That's good!!!
_________________
16 x 48 Blanchard Bateau / 40 PD FPR
Eat,Sleep, Fish, Hunt. Repeat.
|
| Wed Apr 07, 2010 11:59 am |
|
|
|
Gigafowl
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:19 pm
Posts: 6441
Location: Trinity Bay - Texas
|
Re: Wednesday Joke That's why you never take ONE baptist hunting or fishing you take
TWO --- cause that way they won't drink any of your beer ! ! !
_________________
Eat - Sleep - Hunt ! ! !
"It is good to have an end to journey toward; but
it is the journey that matters, in the end."
|
| Wed Apr 07, 2010 12:02 pm |
|
|
|
EasTexDux88
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:08 pm
Posts: 1069
Location: Longview Tx
|
Re: Wednesday Joke
_________________
ETD88 09/28/09-05/14/2010...
|
| Wed Apr 07, 2010 12:03 pm |
|
|
|
Gigafowl
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:19 pm
Posts: 6441
Location: Trinity Bay - Texas
|
Re: Wednesday Joke
_________________
Eat - Sleep - Hunt ! ! !
"It is good to have an end to journey toward; but
it is the journey that matters, in the end."
|
| Wed Apr 07, 2010 12:14 pm |
|
|
|
WestEndAngler
MMT Moderator
Joined: Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:11 am
Posts: 9143
Location: Houston | Surfside
|
Re: Wednesday Joke I'm baptist... I drink like a fish
_________________
GTB 1860 w/ 2019 GTR40XD-HO
|
| Wed Apr 07, 2010 12:16 pm |
|
|
|
Gigafowl
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:19 pm
Posts: 6441
Location: Trinity Bay - Texas
|
Re: Wednesday Joke
_________________
Eat - Sleep - Hunt ! ! !
"It is good to have an end to journey toward; but
it is the journey that matters, in the end."
|
| Wed Apr 07, 2010 12:38 pm |
|
|
|
th3
MMT Pro Member
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 4:10 pm
Posts: 173
Location: magnolia
|
Re: Wednesday Joke "you can have the duck" westend, yours was good too!
_________________
INSTANT REVERSE .....its like a power window, you could live without it, but why bother!!!!
got two wooden nickels and a rabbit's foot, livin on luck like a small time crook. 
i wear my soul like alligator skin, hard as leather with a toothy grin. 
|
| Wed Apr 07, 2010 6:02 pm |
|
|
|
Robn1020
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Mon Feb 16, 2009 6:09 pm
Posts: 4232
Location: Cypress, TX
|
Re: Wednesday Joke
|
| Thu Apr 08, 2010 1:28 pm |
|
|
|
th3
MMT Pro Member
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 4:10 pm
Posts: 173
Location: magnolia
|
Re: Wednesday Joke
_________________
INSTANT REVERSE .....its like a power window, you could live without it, but why bother!!!!
got two wooden nickels and a rabbit's foot, livin on luck like a small time crook.
i wear my soul like alligator skin, hard as leather with a toothy grin.
|
| Thu Apr 08, 2010 2:28 pm |
|
|
|
Gigafowl
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:19 pm
Posts: 6441
Location: Trinity Bay - Texas
|
Re: Wednesday Joke
_________________
Eat - Sleep - Hunt ! ! !
"It is good to have an end to journey toward; but
it is the journey that matters, in the end."
|
| Thu Apr 08, 2010 3:10 pm |
|
|
|
bjg
MMT F.E.
Joined: Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:34 pm
Posts: 882
Location: Ahead of you, with a rubber band turning my prop!!
|
Re: Wednesday Joke Not often you hear a funny ( CLEAN ) joke
_________________
BUCK OFAMA
|
| Thu Apr 08, 2010 9:02 pm |
|
|
|
gator22
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Tue Nov 27, 2012 6:06 am
Posts: 3469
Location: bridge city tx
|
Re: Wednesday Joke
_________________
18x46 40.
|
| Fri Dec 13, 2013 5:07 pm |
|
|
|
diddyduck
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Mon Sep 02, 2013 10:24 pm
Posts: 2624
Location: ponchatoula, la
|
Re: Wednesday Joke
|
| Fri Dec 13, 2013 5:13 pm |
|
|
|
fowllife08
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Sun Sep 18, 2011 7:25 pm
Posts: 3676
Location: down in da flats, LA
|
Re: Wednesday Joke Pahahah good one... gator you bored again?
_________________
35 GTR chasin a BBC 1848
|
| Fri Dec 13, 2013 5:24 pm |
|
|
|
North LA Hunter
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Mon Aug 02, 2010 8:39 pm
Posts: 6976
Location: West Monroe, LA
|
Re: Wednesday Joke
|
| Fri Dec 13, 2013 5:27 pm |
|
|
|
calphil
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Sun Feb 26, 2012 10:49 pm
Posts: 1715
Location: Kingwood,TX
|
Re: Wednesday Joke And Giga is wrong again ... Iol .. Evey baptist I know drinks like a fish as in what westend said
_________________
1744 WC Custom
25 GTR
|
| Fri Dec 13, 2013 5:35 pm |
|
|
|
prodrivinggatortail
MMT F.E.
Joined: Sat Feb 11, 2012 10:00 am
Posts: 785
|
Re: Wednesday Joke
|
| Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:06 pm |
|
|
|
gator22
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Tue Nov 27, 2012 6:06 am
Posts: 3469
Location: bridge city tx
|
Re: Wednesday Joke
_________________
18x46 40.
|
| Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:26 pm |
|
|
|
forever draggin
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:10 pm
Posts: 6664
Location: in the marsh with a boat load full of dead hookers
|
Re: Wednesday Joke A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; He decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
They?re all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing.
Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy calms down and says: " Make ?em all ugly again."
|
| Fri Dec 13, 2013 8:48 pm |
|
|
|
cr244
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Sat Jun 16, 2012 9:43 am
Posts: 1504
Location: Watoola, Alabama
|
Re: Wednesday Joke good ones fellas LOL
|
| Fri Dec 13, 2013 8:55 pm |
|
|
|
Gigafowl
MMT Elite Member
Joined: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:19 pm
Posts: 6441
Location: Trinity Bay - Texas
|
Re: Wednesday Joke
_________________
Eat - Sleep - Hunt ! ! !
"It is good to have an end to journey toward; but
it is the journey that matters, in the end."
|
| Fri Dec 13, 2013 8:56 pm |
|
|
|
gator22
MMT 1000 Club
Joined: Tue Nov 27, 2012 6:06 am
Posts: 3469
Location: bridge city tx
|
Re: Wednesday Joke Sent by pony express
_________________
18x46 40.
|
| Sat Dec 14, 2013 7:59 am |
|
|
|
